this is the purest video you will see all day, it includes not only practical advice on how to make cats feel comfortable but also:
the most patient and long suffering clawdia
bob ross, but a vet
squish the cat
squish the cat, but with a towel
absolute unit mr. pirate
a little chubby but quite beautiful
please watch this immediately
Squish! That! Cat!
I considered myself to be well versed on cats/communicating with cats. I’ve lived with at least two cats my whole life, and currently live with two very different cats who I love. Apparently most cats are shoulder cats? My cat Mason has always been very nervous about going up on people’s shoulders, so I thought I’d try the “shoulder cat” technique.
I had to help him up on my shoulders because he’s never done it himself before. But once I got him up there I squished him, he started purring like nobody’s business. I carried him around our entire apartment, up and down staircases, and he was so happy. He didn’t try to leave once! When I put him down he head butted me and meowed and was super affectionate. And of course I gave him a treat.
TLDR- Even if you live with cats and think you understand cats, please watch this video.
We have a cat. Still testing names but he’s responding to “Mochi” well. As you can see, he’s a bit of a chunky boy and will have to be on a diet and exercise regimen for a while. But he seems to be doing well and likes having an entire bedroom to explore, instead of just a 3×3 foot cube.
He has discovered
The crinkle paper.
We haven’t introduced him to Charlie the dog yet on the advice of the shelter- first 24 hours are “sniff through the door time” and tomorrow is “hold Charleston while Kitty sniffs and explores more of the house time”. Slow introductions are less stressful and will result in better relationship later.
Updates:
Like every other domestic cat I’ve hung out with, he’s a Titty Kitty and wants to sleep on my chest
He’s a biscuit-making baby, kneading everything
even titty, but very nicely and without claws
We have done the Look-At-Eachother-Through-A-Cracked-Door Test, and Kitty hissed a bit and got puffy but didn’t run, which is about what we’d expect for day 1.
Charlie, on the other hand is STOKED about Kitty and is sitting up by the bedroom door hoping that kitty will come out to play.
I know cats have a stigma of being evil little robots who care for nobody but themselves. I don’t deny that there are some out there like this. But in defense of the large majority of darling cats who have been given a bad name due to the wicked few, I would like to tell you a story…
I am asthmatic. I’m not as bad as some; my asthma is generally well-controlled, and I don’t have much trouble with it on a daily basis. However, as all asthmatics know, getting sick becomes a nightmare. Even a small cold can turn into a days-long asthma attack, one that is very painful, and very annoying for me and those around me. The asthma cough sounds like an ill seal at best, or an angry moose with a nasal condition at worst. Y’all with asthma, and y’all with asthmatic friends, know exactly what I’m talking about. The bark. The hack. The Cough Heard Round The World. It’s painful, it’s loud, and it doesn’t stop. Even the rescue inhaler can only do so much to calm it. It just has to run its course with the cold.
Well, this week I caught the crud, and in the past few days it deteriorated into The Cough. Last night, I took some NyQuil to try and stave it off for as long as I could, just to try and get some sleep. That meant that for a few hours, I was cough-free. After that, I was still doped up enough to sleep through some of it. However, by 2am the sleep aid had worn off and The Cough woke me up. Since lying down makes it worse, and I didn’t want to wake my sister, I sneaked out of my bedroom into the living room, where I sat on the recliner and proceeded to hack up a lung while I waited for my next dose of NyQuil to kick in. That is when I noticed Simon.
Simon is a Russian Blue with a masterful resting-witch-face and an attitude to match. She (yes, she’s a girl, that’s another story) is old, fat, proprietary, and attitudinal. She isn’t shy about telling you when she is displeased, and does so with a loud shriek and some teeth or claws thrown in. She is convinced she owns the place, and owns all of us in turn. She is particular about where you can pet her, like most cats; and, like most cats, she loves her sleep and hates to be woken up.
And of course, my hacking woke her up.
Attempting to whisper an apology in between bouts of coughing, I noticed she was getting off her perch atop the chair nearby. She stretched, made a little squeaking sound, and trotted over to me.
I expected her to demand petting as payment for having woken her precious sleep, but she did not. Instead, this traditionally cranky dragon of a cat did something that amazed me.
She began to purr loudly, and sat herself directly on my aching chest. She kneaded my sternum softly, and nosed my chin as if to say, “I’ve got this, you sleep.” Even though I was still coughing, and bouncing her horridly in the process, she remained settled on my chest right above my diaphragm, purring loudly so that it vibrated through my ribs. I don’t know what magic spell she was chanting between her boat-like purrs, but within minutes my cough had subsided and I was able to sleep.
I didn’t wake up until about 4:30. When I did, it was to discover that my lap and chest were devoid of Simon’s presence, and I was coughing again. As I started coughing once more, I heard her familiar “I’m here” squeak from the area of the water dish. I heard some hurried lapping, and then her heavy gallop across the floor. She flumped onto my lap again, and resumed her purring and kneading. She had evidently been doing that for the past 2 hours, and had only left to get some water. Hydrated, she had returned to take care of me.
So yes, she has her share of evil, jerk-cat moments, but I can no longer pretend that Simon is entirely heartless. For that matter, I now refuse to believe that about any cat. Just because they act like a jerk doesn’t mean that they don’t love you.
My Lilith is a Grade A Bitch.
I’ve known this since about three days after I rescued the tuxie fluffbutt at two weeks old from the Great Outdoors. Her colony abandoned her, mum nowhere in sight, and the Toms were being drawn to her little kitten wails. I waited it out for 24 hours, hoping mum would come back for her and I wouldn’t have to get involved. We didn’t really have the money for a pet and all the vet bills, and really I’d rather have a yearling or one of the over five crowd that don’t get adopted so easily. Nope.
So she screamed and screamed and eventually, I heard snarling Toms. I’m not going to let a kitten die if I can help it, so I ran outside, scooped her up, and started making her a box. Thankfully at that point, we had plenty of Amazon boxes piling up all over the place, so it was pretty simply to make her one up, with a hot water bottle wrapped in a rabbit pelt, and some hot rice socks to make SURE she stayed warm in our pretty chill house. (even in May it’s ridiculous.)
I started googling quick as possible milk alternatives, and found one for a little oil in milk with an egg yolk mixed in. Now, generally, you’re not supposed to give cats cow milk OR raw eggs, but the point was calories and fast. As soon as Sir got home, we headed out to the pet store and got her some of the KMR. For about six weeks I was awake every two hours feeding this little asshole. She wouldn’t eat for anyone but me, really, and she made her voice HEARD.
She’s since grown up into a real Asshole of a cat. Spooking people on purpose, hiding around corners to jump us, and attacking the shower curtain any time either of us needs to clean off. BUT. Ever since I had my surgery back in February…? She sneaks into bed with us at night. Curls up at the foot of the bed or in between us, and tends not to move until I wake up in the morning; except to get breakfast and come back in.
She likes to sleep on Sir’s chair when He’s not around; she steals it when He gets up for a drink because it counts; and she follows me from room to room if she’s not off doing her own thing. Watching birds from the windows or terrorizing her brother.
She cries for playtime, and knows to lead me to the water dish if it needs cleaned or refilled, or to shake the kibble in her bowl so it covers again. And sometimes, if I am very lucky and awake very late, she will come sit in my lap, and purr, and stay there until my arm falls asleep. She’s definitely an asshole, but she loves me anyway.
