Tag: Coffee

glumshoe:

aprilwitching:

glumshoe:

I had a very David Lynch-inspired dream… I was offered a cup of coffee by A Mysterious Entity that I remember nothing about, and was pleasantly surprised by the flavor.

“Funny,” I said. “I don’t usually drink my coffee black, but this isn’t bad.”

The Entity began to laugh. “That’s not coffee you’re drinking,” it said, darkly.

I paused with the mug to my lips as horror slowly dawned on me. Then something inside my head shrugged, said ‘fuck it’, and tipped the mug back. I did not blink or break eye contact with The Entity as I slowly chugged whatever nightmarish substance it had given me.

There was an awkward silence, and The Entity cleared its throat uncomfortably.

#when the eldritch fucks with you you fuck with it right back

eiriee:

huffylemon:

This dude has way too much time on his hands

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/heres-how-much-coffee-the-friends-characters-consumed-during-the-series_us_5953afd9e4b02734df2eeb69 – here’s the link to the HuffPost article cut off at the bottom

TL;DR – was originally a “research piece” for Popbitch in 2015, inspired by frustration over a Scientific America article where they talked about the Friends’ coffee consumption but didn’t have the hard numbers.