The worst thing about pedants is that they get off on technicalities
Tag: Coffee
A coffeehouse is technically a drug den for socially acceptable addictions.
Do you use tea or coffee for your caffeine fix?
Coffee- I’ve never actually figured out how to brew a proper cup of tea, to be honest.
I’m sending you real tea for your wedding.
You know, I *thought* heard a gasp of horror from the general direction of Minnesota. Can you send instructions along with the tea?
‘a gasp of horror from the general direction of Minnesota’ sounds like a shakespearian stage direction
Exit stage left pursued by a Viking.
Important question: is the Viking pursing to bed or to dead?
This is me you’re talking to, so there’s no reason they can’t be both.
VAMPIRE VIKINGS THO.
esp “Vampire Viking that now lives in Modern Minnesota and is involved in Shakesperian Theater”
I’m not going to ask you to start Yet Another Series, but maybe give me permission to use them?