tayluin:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

tayluin:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

*stalks the street at night looking for neighborhood creepypasta monsters to make friends with*

*walks up to the shadow being that flicks in and out of existence beneath a broken street light* yo you ever do bowling?

*jogging next to the pale human thing that runs on all fours chasing cars down the highway* my dog’s the same way with bikes

*craning my neck so slenderman can hear* I’m looking for a gym partner!

hey @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses permission to make this into a short comic

That would be hilarious, please go nuts

gaud just wants to make friends y’all