livebloggingmydescentintomadness:
People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™
Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.
Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.
In case you were confused 👌
Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays
White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”
White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”
Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging
neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders
Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender
Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺men: I identify as male.
Men™: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch
atheists: I don’t believe in god or identify with a religion
Atheists™: Don’t fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)
nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someone’s space and I totally respect boundaries
Nice Guys™: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?
this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it
This post is perfection across the board.
christians: i believe in God
Christians™: GOD IS THE ONLY GOD OH GOD IS THAT STAR A PENTAGRAM?!?!?!?!?! READ YOUR BIBLE EVERYDAY IF YOU DONT YOUVE FAILED ALSO IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME IN ANY WAY YOURE GONNA GO TO HELL CAUSE IM A CHRISTIAN AND IM EXEMPT FROM RULES CAUSE GOD SAID SO
gamers: I like video games
Gamers™: Video Games are Art and you can keep your political correctness bullshit right out of them! Anyway that female character CHOSE to dress that way!
Tag: cw: animated gif
It’s nanotech, you like it?
While watching this gif, I noticed that his glasses disappear from his hand, which means they’re also made of nanotech. But like if it’s nanotech then it could’ve just been absorbed while the helmet was forming on his face, which means that Tony was just That Dramatic Motherfucker that just couldn’t resist taking off the glasses like a badass for his suit reveal
I never noticed this hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Production: so the glasses will be absorbed by the helmet and–
RDJ: i wanna take them off
Production: oh, but it’s nanotech you don’t need to–
RDJ: let me freaking nanotake them off
Production: *sighs*
Oh thank god I thought there was an error
So cute!
Omg!!! Cosplay on point!!!
!!!!!!!
It’s back
I CANT STOP LAUGHING
this will always be my favorite
The day I don’t reblog this is the day I have lost all sense of humour.
#TeamChocolateChip
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If that’s the case you die to oatmeal raisin
He don’t even like raisins 😂
Tumblr detectives. What kinda cookies are these. 🤔
FUCKIN OAT MEAL FUCKIN RAININ ASS COOKIES 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️😷
This was a journey 😂😂😂
I love this whole thread
but notice he ate the non raisin cookie. REDEMPTION!
This is gold.