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Have you ever wondered where books come from?

neil-gaiman:

allofthefeelings:

bluelightseven:

zwischendenstuehlen:

Well then, let me show you, because that’s what I do for a living.

Right now, it’s this time of the year, and the little ones have just freshly hatched:

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You’ll notice they’re still blind and naked when they hatch. So I make them little coats to keep them warm during their first winter:

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See how they happily line up to put them on:

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See? Better. Now they’re ready to go and explore the world.

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And if they make it through the winter and we take good care of them, they will grow up to be strong and wise like their older fellows:

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So, in case you were ever wondering, now you know.

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As a Publishing Professional I can say that this is 10000% accurate, and I am a little concerned you’re just giving away all of our industry secrets on Tumblr.

I am a famousy awards-winning author of BOOKS and I endorse this post.

deadmomjokes:

katiethecumberbabe:

muldertorture:

sarahsupastar:

asuna-tan:

deadhpool:

the curse of the black pearl vs at world’s end

I love this because you have Elizabeth who couldn’t even defend herself in the first one to becoming this master sword fighter and leader of ALL pirates. You watch Will who was just this angsty little brat head over heels for Elizabeth become this grown man who faced all his demons.

and then there’s Jack

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“Elizabeth who couldn’t even defend herself”

Do you mean…

Elizabeth who improvised a weapon when pirates invaded her bedroom

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Elizabeth who could have run for the exits but instead went straight for the swords

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Elizabeth who demanded to speak with a pirate captain and then used the leverage she had to get him to agree to her demands

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Elizabeth who CAME AT BARBOSSA WITH A GODDAMN KNIFE and then fucking STABBED HIM when she couldn’t get away

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Elizabeth who was trapped on a tiny island with nothing but crates of rum and a man she couldn’t stand and who used those supplies to summon a rescue party for herself

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Elizabeth who made a rope out of sheets and climbed down the back of a ship to save the day herself when no one would listen to her about how dangerous the pirates were

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Elizabeth who snuck onto the Black Pearl, knocked two cursed pirates straight off their ship, and rescued Jack’s entire crew

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Elizabeth who rowed straight back into danger without any backup instead of running away with everyone else

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Elizabeth who came to Will’s rescue with a blunt object and a one-liner

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Elizabeth who proceeded to team up with Will to take down all the remaining pirates in the cave

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Elizabeth who – without being asked or told what was going on – faked unconsciousness to create a distraction for Will’s rescue of Jack

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Elizabeth who stepped in front of a ring of muskets, successfully protecting Jack and Will from being shot or captured

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Elizabeth may have learned some impressive sword tricks in the later movies, but she was a Badass from day one.

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Elizabeth Swann is a queen.