There was an idea, called the Avengers Initiative. The idea was to bring together a group of remarkable people, see if they could become something more. See if they could work together when we needed them to, to fight the battles we never could.
Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.
Okay but honestly we were ROBBED of the comedy gold that is the 2012 Avengers. Like The Avengers should have ended with them actually moving into the tower instead of just Tony building the floors for them and then every movie after should have been non-stop shenanigans. The entire friendship dynamic between Tony and Thor was hilarious, from the elevator scene when Tony and Thor are telling the Hulk he has to take the stairs to the entire scene between them and Alexander Pierce. Also, “Stark! Is it your chest machine?! I’m gonna try something and I have no idea if it’s gonna work”, and his happy YES! when it does like… this is God-tier comedy and if you think I wouldn’t have paid to see 8 five hour movies entirely made up of just more scenes like this then you’re wrong.
Might I redirect everyone who’s reblogged this to the absolute gold that is Avengers Assemble, which takes the humor and dynamics showed the mcu and makes it 100% better.
i.e. why when you or someone else gets stabbed or impaled, you should leave the object in the wound until medical help arrives.
THIS. RIGHT HERE. This is an amazing example!!
If you take the thing out, they’re going to bleed a lot more.
SO. DONT.
News Flash from the Medical Help ™ — we don’t touch it either! Unless the object they’re impaled with is literally too big to fit in the ambulance, We. Don’t. Touch. The. Thing.
The only people qualified to Take-The-Thing-Out are surgeons. End of story.
Okay, but for the love of God, please, PLEASE, if you did, if you panicked and took the thing out…. DON’T…. PUT IT BACK IN.
Or else, congratulations, you just stabbed them AGAIN. I reeeeeally shouldn’t have to say this guys, but I do.
