theshitpostcalligrapher:

wikwalker:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

trollrider1111:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

hell fucken yea solstice solidarity. 

Funfax my birthday and name have some ridic hilarious levels of “chosen one” bullshittrey bc my name literally means “universe tree” in mandarin like. If I had to read about a girl named universe tree who was born on the darkest day of the year with a bloodline that traced back to an ancient 

Xiongnu prince I’d immediately start to not care

All hail the savior, for the prophecy has been fulfilled

please no my life is enough of a clusterfuck of tomfuckery enough without ancient destinies please let me hoard my swords and pens in peace

We have met…my antithesis…

In other words, this summer solstice baby said waddup

Legends tell of the 4 children of destiny, cardinal beacons who are to protect existence as it is understood. They are each born on their hallowday, with their armies pulled from the masses of the universe to the wombs of mortals destined to bear them. When they are of age, they shall ride with their armies into the shroud of battle, laying down the very spiritual effervescence they are blessed with on the line to keep the balance of the worlds steady.

And until that day comes I plan to stay in my fucking goblin cave with as many bags of doritos as goddamn possible.