*stalks the street at night looking for neighborhood creepypasta monsters to make friends with*
*walks up to the shadow being that flicks in and out of existence beneath a broken street light* yo you ever do bowling?
*jogging next to the pale human thing that runs on all fours chasing cars down the highway* my dog’s the same way with bikes
*craning my neck so slenderman can hear* I’m looking for a gym partner!
hey @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses permission to make this into a short comic
That would be hilarious, please go nuts
gaud just wants to make friends y’all
