so we all know that Crowley can’t actually drive, he just makes the world around the Bentley shape itself around the car so he can go 90mph in London without getting into accidents
we also all know that angels get around on hover boards in heaven (and probably would on earth too? hmm.) and might just be standard issue to all angels, including Aziraphale
now I want you to take those two thoughts and put them together and imagine Crowley coming across Aziraphale’s hover board (tucked away in a cupboard somewhere behind a lesser bottle of wine and a (more inferior than most) inferior copy of the sound of music)
he steps onto the hover board and immediately crashes face first into the nearest bookshelf, bringing down a wall and taking out a lamp post, avoiding discorporation only by a small miracle