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elodieunderglass:

sweetlyfez:

elodieunderglass:

drferox:

bunjywunjy:

ladyoftheforestrain:

despazito:

jemremy:

despazito:

RAT HORSE

PART RAT, PART HORSE

ALL FUN.

ITS NOT CRYING BLOOD IT’S PORPHYRIN

Double the finger eating power

YES

@bunjywunjy you get all the weird posts now. it is law

RAT HORSE

RAT HORSE

RAT HORSE

HE’S RAT!

Of all the monster horses you goblins like to send me, this is by far the least monstrous.

the winged version has little batty wings. I don’t make the rules

I hope you’re proud of yourself

Yes! Yes I am!!

yo, are you the person with accidental math degree, and who gave their sister star money origami and 2000 nickels?? cause like that’s the shit i wanna see more

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

xaveronx:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

i also accidentally got too many free pizzas from internet strangersbroke my arm trying to impress a crush, had a 3 day hangover in japan, needed stitches in both eyebrows (separate occasions), regularly signed up a  high school classmate to receive free mormon biblesbought 144 reese peanut butter eggs b/c they were on a great sale, and bought 40 limes for the purpose of getting drunk in a computer science lab

and everything but the pizza was before i had internet followers encouraging me to do dumb crap for attention, so even i have no idea what i’m gonna do next

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses seeing all these next to each other (40 limes, 144 reeces eggs, 2000 nickles) you are the one they warn us about in math class.

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