You’re literally always on my dash and I just now realized that I wasn’t following you ???? like what????
I just laughed at this thinking ‘man how could you not realize your following them!’ Then I realized I’m not following you either but I always thought I was.
Gouldian Finch chicks are born with phosphorescent beads around their mouths which glow in the dark. This helps their parent’s to feed them in the pitch black.
Top 10 Dinosaur Features That Will Never Fossilize
Another Forbidden Texture: those frosted, semi-translucent colorful plastic cups with the grainy surface texture.
Absolute hell. The fact that I lack a long proboscis after being served fluids in cups like these when visiting other people’s houses disproves Lamarckism.
Oh shit, and special acknowledgement of those microfiber towels meant for cleaning windows and glasses. Horrific.
so the thing about my family is that we have two ancestors on my dad’s side who were buried in france, where I currently live. one died in the spanish civil war, and one died prior doing…we don’t know what. but he somehow managed to get buried in père lachaise.
so anyhow, my gran sends me a message like “pls put flowers on ur uncle samuel’s grave because he’s gone over a century with none and it will make the ghost mad if he hasn’t already” because my family spends time in europe but never long enough to go all the way to père lachaise and give ya boy samuel jr. his death rites. so im like “ok gran I can do that” bc im a good grandson and you do not fuck with gran she doesn’t DESERVE THAT
i figure out which plot he’s on and ask someone specifically where you can find uncle samuel jr. and they tell me where and so I arrive at the junction and.
HE GONE.
WHERE DID YOU GO UNCLE SAMUEL.
*celine dion’s smash hit “my heart will go on” playing in the distance*
in other words either someone stole my entire great great uncle samuel or he has risen again, ready to party in paris for all of eternity.
You’re pretty chill about a corpse disappearing.
My guy, my dude, he’s been dead since 1851. He could be anywhere. He does what he wants.
