Tag: Image

swingsetindecember:

deebott:

giantwalkingdeathray:

lieutenantfish:

lesless:

smallnightbird:

New species of bat foundNiumbaha superba, and it’s adorable.

Oh wow! I’m glad people are as excited about animals as I am. Here’s some additional photos. Fun fact: this bat is so different from others that a new genus was created!

new bat!

BEE BAT

Bumble bat

SO THAT’S WHAT THE BIRDS AND THE BEES WERE DOING

katy-l-wood:

gallusrostromegalus:

katy-l-wood:

thetalee:

gallusrostromegalus:

katy-l-wood:

katy-l-wood:

So far tonight three mice have violently flung themselves into the glass front wall of the cabin, hard enough to knock themselves out. I…really don’t want to know what’s about in the forest tonight that is making them so desperate to get inside.

Probably a fox. Maybe a demon.

Possibly a moose

I thought the moose was covered under “demon”?

Accurate.

Who’d win in a fight tho? Lucifer Fineprint McTerribleFiddlePlayer or 1500lbs of Chaotic Asshole with roughly 20 knives growing out of his head?

The Mountains are Divine becuase the devil doesn’t dare go up there.

IT HAS BECOME SHIRT.

Also stickers, mugs, prints, whatever else you might want. Even a bedspread. Get you some devil moose goods.

so I just spoiled myself on all the Halloween items coming to Target this September, and….

gallusrostromegalus:

thebisexualmandalorian:

gallusrostromegalus:

wingleader:

gallusrostromegalus:

kyraneko:

thequantumqueer:

bogleech:

#oh sweet jesus this is terrible #i need one

pineapples are an international symbol of hospitality so what the FUCK is this thing supposed to convey???

welcome to hell

I’m going to get this.
Unscrew the top 
Install some kind of horrible noise maker, since it doesn’t do that right now. Replace the top with the top of a realistic plastic pineapple.
Hide it in a bowl of otherwise normal fruits.

And leave it out for people on the dining room table.

But…. but… what noise would it MAKE?

We’re gonna see if the SIM card from my old nokia brick is acessible at all and if so, I’ve got a MP3 file of the scremas of the damned* on it.

*it’s really hungry Mongeese

Just to go back a few posts for @thequantumqueer​: 

pineapples are an international symbol of hospitality so what the FUCK is this thing supposed to convey???

Here’s the thing: a pineapple would be left on the bed to greet visitors as an act of hospitality and welcome, but if they overstayed their welcome, the hosts would leave another pineapple on the bed, to signal “It’s been great having you but you have to leave, please take your pineapple and go.”

So this is obviously the very ominous and threatening pineapple they would leave if you really overstayed your welcome.

EVEN BETTER.

glumshoe:

artgirllullaby:

lieutenant-sapphic:

superwolfiestar:

shelephant:

princepeterwolf:

The Original Meeting for The Prince and Snow White, from the original 1937 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs comic strip, released weekly, beginning December 14, a week before the film’s premiere.

Look, everyone! He has a name.

Well it about time that we know what his fucking name was.

you: prince charming

me, an intellectual: PRINCE BUCKET HEAD

this is somehow cuter

Was he… was he under that bucket the whole time? Just spending his princely day escaping from responsibilities and fame by pretending to be a scarecrow? If so… I like him.

A Nest doorbell locks a man out of his own house when it confuses him with his Batman shirt

mostlysignssomeportents:

When a man tried to enter his own house, his Nest doorbell got
suspicious and locked him out. Nest’s facial recognition feature
confused the man, B.J. May, with the Batman T-shirt he was wearing, and
apparently even Batman isn’t allowed through the front door without the
owner’s consent.

My @nest
doorbell automatically locks the front door when it sees a face it
doesn’t recognize. Today it didn’t recognize me, so I went into the app
to investigate and… pic.twitter.com/qcgE4Ii1pn

— B.J. May (@bjmay) September 17, 2018

Nest was just following orders, and May didn’t hold a grudge. In a
later tweet he said, “To answer some questions: Yes, the door was
unlocked. My family was home, and my son was in/out the front door
playing. I unlocked the door using my pin. I also could have used the
phone app. It was no biggie, I just thought the face recognition fail
was funny.”

https://boingboing.net/2018/09/18/a-nest-doorbell-locks-a-man-ou.html

Not even Batman is allowed entry.