I early high school, I developed this like… tic where I would respond to niceties with “you too as well also additionally plus” all together in one breath. I don’t know where that came from or why I fell into the habit of it, but I completely forgot about it until last week when it just came out of my mouth unexpectedly as I was saying goodbye to a coworker. Please… no… not that again…
Well then, let me show you, because that’s what I do for a living.
Right now, it’s this time of the year, and the little ones have just freshly hatched:
You’ll notice they’re still blind and naked when they hatch. So I make them little coats to keep them warm during their first winter:
See how they happily line up to put them on:
See? Better. Now they’re ready to go and explore the world.
And if they make it through the winter and we take good care of them, they will grow up to be strong and wise like their older fellows:
So, in case you were ever wondering, now you know.
As a Publishing Professional I can say that this is 10000% accurate, and I am a little concerned you’re just giving away all of our industry secrets on Tumblr.
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