THE WOMEN OF MARVEL
Tag: mcu
“All thanks to Blue Meanie, you’d love her”
You will tear Nebula and Ironfamily out of my dead hands, she belongs there.
Also bedridden Tony is always funny.
“Maybe your army comes and maybe it’s too much for us but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we’ll avenge it.” – Tony Stark, The AvengersAnd a *Bonus* (in keeping with Marvel tradition) –
Hope everyone enjoys these as much as I do – they took long enough to make. But they’re finally finished – hey, let’s celebrate with some sleep! Good evening, all. 🙂
Dear gods, this is perfection.
I think what makes “she’s not alone” and especially “don’t worry, she’s got help” so impactful isn’t that she had backup. It’s that she had female backup. There are enough strong, capable female warriors that a scene with an army of women was possible. For literal years, Natasha was all there was. She made this, an actual army of hero women, her legacy.
All hail the King of Asgard
Avengers Endgame Spoilers Without Context
what if the teenage mutant ninja turtles exist in the mcu but they’re just really good at staying under the radar and criminals are too embarrassed to admit they got beat up by some guys in “turtle costumes” so they blame daredevil. peter parker worked as a pizza delivery boy for a while and brought like eight pizzas to a man hole cover but thought nothing of it bc nyc
peter parker: i once was one minute late delivering pizza and the dude was like “forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza”
clint barton: oh cool u met one of the tmnt
literally everyone: who
clint: am i the only one in this goddamn city who knows about the crimefighting turtles that live in the sewers
(they all think clint is playing an elaborate prank on them, especially when he shows them a photo of four guys wearing what are ‘very obviously halloween costumes’)
fun fact: it’s TMNT canon that the chemical container that hit Matt Murdock across the face and gave him his Daredevil abilities is the same canister that landed on the baby turtles and mutated them, so…..y’all aren’t far off
i’m sorry it’s WHAT
TMNT started as a Daredevil parody.
Matt’s teacher is Stick. The turtle’s is Splinter.
Matt’s enemy is the Hand. The turtle’s is the Foot Clan.
It was originally a dark, edgy, turtle themed parody of Daredevil.