my favourite wikipedia article is the middle english article about frogges
“A frogge ben a wee beeſt
wiþ foure legges, þe whiche liveþ boþ in water and on lond. He ben
broun or grene or yelwe, or if he be tropical, he may be dyuers
coloures. He haþ longis and gylles boþ. He haccheþ fro an ei and he þen
be a tadpolle. He groweþ to be a frogge, if he be nat eton.”nothing makes me laugh like “if he be nat eton”