Peter Parker, a Gen Z kid, screws up: Fuck, guess I’ll kill myself.
Steve Rogers, an artist during the 30’s and a soldier during WWII who knows full well what Dadaism and fatalistic humor are: There’s bleach under the sink–
Bucky Barnes, the guy who listened to Steve’s art rants in the 30’s, watched his back in WWII and went through 70+ years of shit: –And a rope in the supply closet if you want options.
Rest of the Avengers: ?????!!!!!!!?????
Shuri, also a gen z kid: don’t be a coward, jump out the window. Have some style would you
Vision, the human internet who knows what Gen Z humor is: do a flip
Thor, who deals with Loki “fake my own death to beat a parking ticket” Laufeyson on a daily basis: i can strike you with lightning if you want
Tony, not the right generation but is the king of smartassness: Jump out the west side, will you? I don’t want police tape blocking my street entrance.
Natalia, can pick up on a joke or is dead serious, hard to tell: Jump into the wind if you want to land in a certain spot.
Bruce, just wanting to be normal and views life as precious: *looking at them all in horror*