elodieunderglass:

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elodieunderglass:

The news: There’s a giant, 25-foot statue of Jeff Goldblum in London now

Me: what’s he doing there?

The news: reclining, his shirt open, his angle improbable, floating slightly by Tower Bridge

Me: reasonable. Fair. do we know why?

The news: something to do with Jurassic Park, we assume.

Me: Ah yes – the iconic movie that I always associate with London, England. So obvious. Of course. 

The news: experts are saying “This monstrously large Jeff Goldblum is how I like to imagine the man himself in his true form, or how he would have appeared in the age of megafauna.”

Me: sure, I don’t question that. 

The news: We’ve chosen to caption this image with “Onlookers goggle at Jeff Goldblum’s low-slung trousers and single nipple.”

Me: … are you guys….. okay?

The news: it’s just. it’s making  a nice change from current events

I still say we need to get Sam Neill to London to lay his head on the statue’s chest.

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