So far tonight three mice have violently flung themselves into the glass front wall of the cabin, hard enough to knock themselves out. I…really don’t want to know what’s about in the forest tonight that is making them so desperate to get inside.
Probably a fox. Maybe a demon.
Possibly a moose
I thought the moose was covered under “demon”?
Accurate.
Who’d win in a fight tho? Lucifer Fineprint McTerribleFiddlePlayer or 1500lbs of Chaotic Asshole with roughly 20 knives growing out of his head?
The Mountains are Divine becuase the devil doesn’t dare go up there.
