[id: series of photos of trees, moss, and other plant life growing over a sign, a ship, a Ferris wheel, a tank, a train, a car, a building, a fence, another ship, and a metal slide]
The news: something to do with Jurassic Park, we assume.
Me: Ah yes – the iconic movie that I always associate with London, England. So obvious. Of course.
The news: experts are saying “This monstrously large Jeff Goldblum is how I like to imagine the man himself in his true form, or how he would have appeared in the age of megafauna.”
