nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:
Olives have a stone pit in their center. Are they a fruit?
Discuss
Huh.
So apparently olives are a fruit.
Olive oil is juice.
Discuss.
Max, this is cursed.
Truly, truly cursed.
I absolutely love it.
The notes go in so many different directions too.
Like I’m really enjoying the results of having put this out there in the world.
The lead up with the innocent question. EVERYONE affirms it is, in fact, a fruit. Some use science.
Then bam. The follow up.
Beautiful.
One of my friends said people should drink it, which…
Not wrong.
I like your friend. My exact brand of chaos.
this is cursed but yeah, im gonna have to say that olive oil is a juice if olives are a fruit
Olives are ground into paste to extract the oil, but the juice that comes out with it, as well as the pith itself, is removed, and the oil separated. Oil is not the water-based juice of the olive.
*grumbles*
Meat, on the other hand, is said to have juice
What, exactly, is being implied here?
Olive oil isn’t juice but ground beef is a smoothie
Does that mean sausages are meat-fruit roll ups?
*whispers* What have I created? */whisper*
And I thought I was an unholy being of eternal chaos. I tip my hat to you in recognition.
Now, does that mean that vampires are the cryptid version of those weird health nuts that juice everything.
… vampires … are on … a … juice cleanse …
@vampireapologist @thebibliosphere if I had to see this with my own eyes, y’all do too. Lol
Max, I love you dearly and you’re my friend, but this is actually cursed.