gallusrostromegalus:

thebisexualmandalorian:

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wingleader:

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kyraneko:

thequantumqueer:

bogleech:

#oh sweet jesus this is terrible #i need one

pineapples are an international symbol of hospitality so what the FUCK is this thing supposed to convey???

welcome to hell

I’m going to get this.
Unscrew the top 
Install some kind of horrible noise maker, since it doesn’t do that right now. Replace the top with the top of a realistic plastic pineapple.
Hide it in a bowl of otherwise normal fruits.

And leave it out for people on the dining room table.

But…. but… what noise would it MAKE?

We’re gonna see if the SIM card from my old nokia brick is acessible at all and if so, I’ve got a MP3 file of the scremas of the damned* on it.

*it’s really hungry Mongeese

Just to go back a few posts for @thequantumqueer​: 

pineapples are an international symbol of hospitality so what the FUCK is this thing supposed to convey???

Here’s the thing: a pineapple would be left on the bed to greet visitors as an act of hospitality and welcome, but if they overstayed their welcome, the hosts would leave another pineapple on the bed, to signal “It’s been great having you but you have to leave, please take your pineapple and go.”

So this is obviously the very ominous and threatening pineapple they would leave if you really overstayed your welcome.

EVEN BETTER.