god im just thinking about how much going to public school in the MCU wouldāve made me hate captain america. every time i got caught giving some bitch the finger or writing on bathroom walls or ditching class or stealing books from the library cause i got a fine or what have you, and then they gave me lunch detention or ISS and i sat in that dumbass eraser-smelling room and im in My Chair (the chair i always sit in and yell at anyone else who tries to take it), fuming, arms crossed, full of teen angst and hating everyone around me, and AGAIN had to watch this stupid fucking video ive already seen so many times that i know it by heart and every word grates on my eardrums and iād just see this fuckin familiar face
and i would be ready to LOSE MY SHIT
Villain Origin Story
godĀ imagine Steve giving Peter his Captain America is Disappointed in You face/lecture over something dumb and Peter just fucking dissociating and zoning back in toĀ āPeter! Are you even listening to me???ā and looking him in the eye and being likeĀ āIām completely immune at this point. You canāt even touch me.ā and walking the fuck away
canon.
the real reason why Peter agreed to fight cap at the airport
I also firmly believe that not a single teen in the MCU would take Captain America seriously. Iām positive heād be a total meme, and anytime some sort of disaster is happening, all the kids would just laugh, like āgood luck.ā
The News: Captain America may be our only hope.
High school kids, snorting: Whatās he going to do, tell the villain heās disappointed in them and to make better choices?
Gen-X Supervillian confronting cap after years of PSAs: Oh no, itās the star-spangled saint coming to tell me to make better choices. Whatcha gonna do, Cap, help an old lady cross the street at me?
Captain America, AKA Steve Rogers the pissed-off-Brooklynite who spent his youth getting into alley fights: The fuck are you talking about? Eat fist, dipshit.
Cap leans into it after four villains in a row get thrown for a loop by him insulting their mothers and swearing a blue streak during battles so he plays up the oh-shucks thing during interviews. That works great until the news catches him on camera saying āIt was propaganda, you nazi fuckwitā while decking a superpowered alt-right millennial who came to attack a BLM march.
āIt Was Propaganda, You Nazi Fuckwitā becomes the next meme. There are photo edits, there are tee shirts.
when i was a little girl i wanted to be harry potter. not hermione, i did loved her, but i wanted to be harry. the hero, the chosen one, the special one. when i saw star wars, i wanted to be luke skywalker. the gentle hero, the beacon of hope. when i saw iron man, i wanted to be tony stark. the one that learns from his mistakes and works on being a better version of himself.
i didnāt need to be a boy to be able to feel powerful and inspired by their stories. when i saw wonder woman, and when i now see captain marvel, i feel capable, powerful. i feel like kindness, empathy, wit, perseverance, all traditionally feminine traits, are all qualities that define a hero. i love that theyāre women. but thatās only a part of what makes them powerful.
when men say they canāt relate to ww or cm, they are the problem. i see heroes. i see role models. if i see steve rogers and i see a hero, but they can only see carol danvers from a distance and as a pair of boobs, they are the problem.
letās not pretend otherwise. they need to learn that heroes come in all genders, shapes and sizes. itās time to tell their stories. itās time to teach little boys to love heroes like captain marvel, the same way i loved harry potter.
Evans suggested that when they bump into each other, they do what friends often do after being apart for a while: assess each otherās haircuts. In some ways, theyāve swapped styles. Thor has gotten a clean-cut trim, while Cap is sporting the ragged locks and beard.
āIāll be like, āShort hair now? Good choice,āā Evans says, while miming a right hook against an invisible Outrider.
āAnd Iāll go, āYours too. The beard. Very Ārugged,āā Hemsworth says.
āĀ Behind the scenes of Avengers: Infinity War, EW
I feel like I scream this all the time. Thor speaks Groot. The language Groot. And he introduces his friend as Tree. His name is Tree, he is a Groot. He is a Groot named Tree in the MCU.
I read lots of comics but I havenāt stumbled across this character in my pull list yet, so I have no idea about his in comics.
A concept: Steve, with super soldier sensitive nose, finds women smell a lot better than men. Not that men smell bad, justā¦ women seem to use more subtle floral or fruity smelling things. Menās stuff is always spicy in some way. The first time he went to buy himself soap and he swiveled down the menās aisle he was nearly knocked off his feet by the smell. (He has JARVIS order his soap now.) The womenās aisle is cloying but not bad.
So he canāt understand why Tony always smells so good.
It drives him absolutely bananas. When theyāre in the decontamination showers, Tony still smells good, even with the plain soaps everyone has to use. Sometimes Bruce has to use his shower but he never smells the same as Tony. Steveās even gone so far as to sneak into Tonyās bathroom (and then been shocked by the sheer amount of product that exists in Tonyās shower) and try and sniff out what exactly it is, but he canāt find it. He figures itās just something thatās specifically Tony.
And then he sees Tony rubbing something creamy onto his bruised arm after a battle. The only reason he doesnāt tackle Tony to the ground is because he saw him get thrown into a building and heās probably sore.Ā āWHATāS THAT!ā he bellows without meaning to, making every Avenger except for Bruce jump, and thatās only because Bruce is passed out across Thorās lap. Tony stares at him in terror before cautiously answering,Ā āA bruise cream?ā He makes a startled, squeaky noise as Steve lunges at him, pressing his nose to his skin. There. Thatās the smell.Ā āWhatās in it,ā he hisses like some sort of goblin.Ā āā¦Aloe and arnica?ā Tony squeaks.Ā āIt smells good,ā Steve tells him with perhaps more aggression than he means to again.Ā āā¦Thank you,ā Tony says after a minute, at a loss for literally any other words.
Steve: WHATāS THAT!!!
Tony: ā¦. A Bruise Creamā¦?
Steve: w HATsā IN IT
Tony: Aloe and arnicaā¦?
Steve: ā¦.
I had to. I just had to. God, @reioka, your ideas!!! Just. Your IDEAS!!!
Chris Evansā 1967 Camaro RSĀ āSteve Rogersā Edition designed by Robert Downey Jr. Thereās the shield, of course, but Dave Salvaggio from Speedkore also said that Downey designed the interiors inspired by Steve Rogersā leather jacket in the first Avengers movie. He gifted the car to Chris in Atlanta when they were done filming Infinity War.
