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400-year-old shark ‘oldest vertebrate’

400-year-old shark ‘oldest vertebrate’

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Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published

okay i’ve reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera

^ THAT’S WHAT I WAS THINKING JFC

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It’s a mix of hell and outer space.

how are u going to tell me mermaids dont exist then 

dont quote me on this but im pretty sure weve only found baby giant squids so we dont actually know how big they can be

we also know like nothing about lobsters since most of them on the ocean floor and some marine scientists predict that, theoretically, there could be submarine sized lobsters

this is all EXACTLY the way my brain works about the ocean.

Y’all remember the leviathan from the movie Atlantis?

How am I ever supposed to sleep again when I know they’re could be submarine-sized lobsters out there