pineapples are an international symbol of hospitality so what the FUCK is this thing supposed to convey???
welcome to hell
I’m going to get this. Unscrew the top Install some kind of horrible noise maker, since it doesn’t do that right now. Replace the top with the top of a realistic plastic pineapple. Hide it in a bowl of otherwise normal fruits.
And leave it out for people on the dining room table.
But…. but… what noise would it MAKE?
We’re gonna see if the SIM card from my old nokia brick is acessible at all and if so, I’ve got a MP3 file of the scremas of the damned* on it.
pineapples are an international symbol of hospitality so what the FUCK is this thing supposed to convey???
Here’s the thing: a pineapple would be left on the bed to greet visitors as an act of hospitality and welcome, but if they overstayed their welcome, the hosts would leave another pineapple on the bed, to signal “It’s been great having you but you have to leave, please take your pineapple and go.”
So this is obviously the very ominous and threatening pineapple they would leave if you really overstayed your welcome.
The Original Meeting for The Prince and Snow White, from the original 1937 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs comic strip, released weekly, beginning December 14, a week before the film’s premiere.
Look, everyone! He has a name.
Well it about time that we know what his fucking name was.
you: prince charming
me, an intellectual: PRINCE BUCKET HEAD
this is somehow cuter
Was he… was he under that bucket the whole time? Just spending his princely day escaping from responsibilities and fame by pretending to be a scarecrow? If so… I like him.
When a man tried to enter his own house, his Nest doorbell got
suspicious and locked him out. Nest’s facial recognition feature
confused the man, B.J. May, with the Batman T-shirt he was wearing, and
apparently even Batman isn’t allowed through the front door without the
owner’s consent.
My @nest
doorbell automatically locks the front door when it sees a face it
doesn’t recognize. Today it didn’t recognize me, so I went into the app
to investigate and… pic.twitter.com/qcgE4Ii1pn
Nest was just following orders, and May didn’t hold a grudge. In a
later tweet he said, “To answer some questions: Yes, the door was
unlocked. My family was home, and my son was in/out the front door
playing. I unlocked the door using my pin. I also could have used the
phone app. It was no biggie, I just thought the face recognition fail
was funny.”
“If tony didn’t exist there would just be less villains die mad about it!!”
ashkgjfkfll you could LITERALLY say that about any superhero they all introduced their own villains that’s the point Susan why didn’t y’all graduate high school
Looking at it from “in-Universe”? If Tony didn’t exist, all the Avengers would be dead or would not exist, and most of the other heroes wouldn’t be around either.
If NYC had happened the same way it did in The Avengers (aside from Tony’s presence, which is now missing), Cap, Nat, Bruce, Clint, and Thor would’ve been vaporized. Maybe Hulk and Thor could’ve survived (because they’re incredibly durable), but Cap, Nat, and Clint certainly wouldn’t have. Neither would Nick Fury or Maria Hill (so basically those are like two of your only “good” SHIELD agents, who were integral to expelling HYDRA).
Peter Parker would’ve died when the nuke went off in Manhattan. So would Stephen Strange. (As both are New York City residents.)
Rhodey would’ve never become War Machine.
Vision would’ve never been created.
Arguably the only heroes that would still be around are the Guardians of the Galaxy, Scott Lang (Ant-Man), Hope Van Dyne (Wasp), Wong, T’Challa (Black Panther) and everyone else from Wakanda (Shuri, Nakia, Okoye, etc.), Carol Danvers (Captain Marvel), and maybe Wanda Maximoff (Scarlett Witch), but she only counts if you’re thinking if Tony died in Afghanistan. If Tony never existed, Scarlet Witch wouldn’t be around either since her parents would’ve never died and she never would’ve sought out fake-HYDRA (and become an experiment). Even with Sam Wilson becoming Falcon, it’s rumored Stark was the creator of the EXO-7 Falcon (because according to set visits, it can’t be seen in the movie, but the EXO-7 Falcon pack as a Stark Industries serial on it); so more than likely he wouldn’t at least be the hero we know today without Stark’s existence.
Looking at it from outside the MCU? Without Tony Stark, without Iron Man, there wouldn’t have even been a damn MCU in the first place. Kevin Feige is on record having said this. It was Iron Man’s incredible success that made the MCU a financially viable enterprise. (It must really eat up antis to have to sit there with the knowledge their own faves would’ve never graced the big screen without Iron Man being loved around the world.)
TL;DR? Tony Stark built the MCU in a cave… with a box of scraps.
I go to take Mac (Asian water monitor) out for a tour and since he’s sopping wet I want to towel him off. My boss gave me a towel with the Minions on it for this task.
So when I’m first taking him out he freezes. I’m thinking, “okay, is he stuck?” and help him down. Then I see he’s clamped onto the towel.
Eh??? Did someone wipe up rat juice with that towel? I thought it was clean. He won’t let go. I holler for my boss. “Oh sorry I forgot.” Forgot what?
“He hates the Minions. He always does that to this towel.”
So I’m explaining to the tour trying not to keel over laughing the reason we can’t take Mac out is because of his hatred for the Minions.
He eventually let go for a cockroach but that was a good 10 minutes of latching and whipping the towel. I feel you, man. I hate them too.
“To sum up our current situation, a president who is on tape bragging about his ability to sexually assault women with impunity, who has been credibly accused of sexual misconduct by a dozen women, who emphatically supported accused abusers such as Roger Ailes and Bill O’Reilly and Roy Moore, and who promised that he would appoint only Supreme Court justices who would vote to overturn Roe v. Wade, has appointed a man who is now accused of an attempted rape. Virtually the entire Republican Party is coming to that man’s defense, a defense that promises to include relentless attacks on the accuser. Just like what every other woman in her position goes through.”
Being a good person is a choice. Don’t let people fool you into believing that truly good people never have bad thoughts, are never tempted by the easier path, by the low road, never mess up or act out selfishly. Never believe a person can be good without making a conscious effort.
Every single time you do something good, you’ve made a decision to make the world a little brighter.
Goodness is not an inherent trait, it is a choice. Keep making it! I see you, I’m proud of you, and I’m rooting for you!
