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lectorel:

tyrannosaurus-rex:

mineyoung-churyuu:

hubriscomplex:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

8ddict:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

captainlordauditor:

some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes

  1. I will face God and walk backwards into Hell
  2. “I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”
  3. I have been through hell and come out singing

feel free to add more!

  • There are no gods here
  • Do I look like the kind of man who dies
  • God’s dead and soon we will be too
  • I thought there were no heroes left in this world 

• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies

  • Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end
  • This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods
  • Bury me shallow, I’ll be back

– take this gift, for the gods surely won’t

  • God wishes he were me
  • One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled

Violence for Violence is the Rule of Beasts

I hope your gods forgive you because we surely won’t.

Do you think Oklahoma is Southern or Midwestern? I keep hearing people say different things, so I’m just curious as to what you think. Hope you have a nice day!

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

muffintop-malachite:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

triplestaff:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

triplestaff:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

 i thought oklahoma was a city

Isn’t it in California?

no, nevada

Nevada isn’t in California?

oh shit you right

California’s a state?

it’s a small midwestern country

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

fangirlinginleatherboots:

if you’re an adult that works with kids of any age do me two quick favors:

  • learn the symptoms of adhd and autism and their presentation in all genders. you dont have to be an expert, just know a bit about it beyond popular knowledge.
  • learn to recognize signs a kid is being abused in any way. beyond bruises and black eyes. learn to recognize the fearful apologies and hesitation. do some research.

do me these two favors and save tens of lives.

that’s no exageration either. after teaching my mom basics about mental disorders, she started spotting neurodivergent kids in her classrooms and helped them get help. almost every child she’s helped has been diagnosed with the disorder she predicted and none of them would have been diagnosed at a young age without her help. knowing this stuff matters.

learn. save lives. don’t make kids grow up in fear of their symptoms and family.

it would have literally changed my life (and possibly saved my childhood) if any of my teachers had had this training.

i cannot overstate the importance of this.

thebibliosphere:

thebibliosphere:

Oppy says if you believe in yourself and keep trying, you too can overcome the things in your way. Even the 50lbs of solid wood, stainless steel and cast iron that supposedly has its wheels locked. You just gotta use your head and come at it from the right angle.

Now. Time to murder the elf.

He knows what’s coming lol