I’m afraid of Americans
This is super real.
Completely accurate.
@pre-successful America exposed.
It’s hilarious watching non-Americans react to this with fear because I read it just nodding along like “yes, in fact this is How Things Are, there you go”
If you ask an American how they are and they respond “Super.” that means they want to die
ACCURATE
And if you add the F word (example: Fucking great, fucking fine, fucking awesome), it creates a feeling of seriousness. It amplifies the intention of the word. Fucking great would go in a negative way to mean “(this) is very bad.” Fucking fine would go in a negative way as well and comes to man “(this) is horrible.” Fucking awesome would be positive and would come to mean “(this) is the truly amazing/great/awesome!”
I enjoy using “fucking stellar!” to mean “horrible” and “amazing” because shit just be like that.
I feel like any of those could be good or bad, depending on if the tone is excited or sarcastic. Either way, the fucking amplifies it
oh sure when americans say forever it means 30 minutes but brits think 2 hours is a long bus ride so