dracusfyre:

samtalksfunny:

madejsbian:

peterssquill:

thor ragnarok is literally 18x funnier when u realize the grandmaster knows what’s going on the entire time. he is telepathic and can read minds so he legit just let shit go down just for fun bc he’s such a drama hoe

loki, thinking they’ve sleezed their way out of another mess: oh ill totally bring those traitors back to you oh great powerful grandmaster

the grandmaster, knowing damn well that’s not going to happen: haha yeah

can someone write this fanfic POV grandmaster please

Oh my, the Grandmaster thought. This one is a liar, and wow, he’s good. He watched, fascinated, listening with half an ear to the easy, charming words coming out of the man’s mouth even as the man’s mind spun out the most amazing complex plans of usurping the Grandmaster’s power and taking his place. “I like this guy,” the Grandmaster announced, cutting the man off mid sentence. “What did you say your name was? Right, Loki,” he said as the man thought it. Snapping his finger at the closest waiter, the Grandmaster pointed at Loki and said, “Get this man a drink.” As he sat back in his chair, satisfied and entertained by Loki’s bemusement as he accepted the beverage, the Grandmaster thought, this is going to be fun.