The bar that you picture in your head during a “walk into a bar” joke is always the same.
Well, no.
Sometimes it is rebar, sometimes it is a monkey bar, and sometimes it is just a random street sign pole.
Tag: Thoughts from the shower
If you run in front of a car you get tired and if you run behind a car you get exhausted.
Since a bat’s wings are made of skin membranes between their fingers they are actually flying through the power of jazz hands
If you think about it, birthdays are really satanic rituals about chanting around a flaming object that represents the amount of years taken off your life, upon which the flames are blown out and a knife is stabbed through it.