Isn’t it great when you spend all that money on expensive equipment and then end up recording the really neat stuff on your phone camera because your good camera is covered in butterflies? Oh well, it was a good plan before the engagement with the enemy.
Computer chairs are an implement of Satan and must be removed from the office, one plastic cracking headbutt at a time.
Humans get in the way a lot.
“Help I have lost my way, oh no wait, it’s just dark under the bed nm.”
The floor fan is an object of much affection and she will woo it one day.
The couch is still unclimable.
Our lifesize cardboard cutout of Legolas is public enemy number one and she did not come here to play y’all. She fucking rammed into him so hard he flipped over the back of grandma’s chair 😂
“New floor map incomplete, this may be because obstacles were encountered or the unit was moved” is code for “pick up your shit or I will destroy myself attempting to eat your socks so help me god. I am 8lbs of mechanical rage and determination and this floor will be clean”.
