Tag: Video

thesylverlining:

acroamatica:

thesylverlining:

stuffmikeclicked:

notglacier:

you know this fucking tune

They made it into a ringtone because it was old enough to be public domain, and Nokia (I think?) didn’t want to have to pay royalties.

… I like the full version.

are you SHITTING ME. This is one of those posts that makes you question your worldview a little bit, tbh

okay, not quite. not quite. but the truth is better.

the original tune is not this. the original tune is, however, public domain, so they’re not wrong. it’s francisco tárrega’s gran vals – check 0:12.

but THIS, what he’s playing, is the Valse Irritation d’après Nokia, also known as the ringtone waltz, written by Marc-André Hamelin, who is a terrific canadian pianist and who wrote this as a snap reaction to having people’s fucking cellphones go off at concerts.

here’s hamelin talking about it. and playing it himself.

and the instant i first heard the valse irritation, you know what i had to do, immediately, and what at least three other people i know also did?

of course we made it our ringtone, didn’t we. because humans.

holy shit this keeps getting better

yodepalma:

cerulean-rambles:

billyjoelmutt:

weaponizedhorse:

justlookatthosesausages:

mystical-flute:

oraclesoul:

whitmerule:

egglorru:

immaplatypus:

“I’M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT PRECIPITATING”

“MY WHAT AN EYE THAT GASTON”

when i was a breeze i blew four dozen trees
every morning to strengthen my gales
and now that i’m grown i just raze them with ease,
so i’m seven times bigger than wales!

Just gonna leave this here… 

@pennyanddime

this is a masterpiece omg

The world is gonna end but we’ll be memeing to the last possible moment

@thatdoodlebug

I love the entire internet today.

dzamie:

libertarirynn:

adayunwired:

forestwildflower:

naturallycurlycoco:

localstarboy:

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I’m mad he really tried to hop across and go get it

Mag flies out

Pants fall down

Lmao

That there was the longest, hardest string of critical 1 rolls I’ve ever seen occur in real lifes

I’m cackling

“alright, roll to confirm.”

“uh, roll again”

“one more t-”

“c’mon, you can’t really-”

“okay so on FINALLY rolling a seven, you drop the gun, OVER the counter, the magazine pops out when it hits the ground, and your pants fall down when you go to retrieve it. However, you can successfully kick the door open and flee the way you came.”

https://www.wxyz.com/news/robbery-attempt-gone-right-man-drops-gun-while-attempting-to-rob-e-cigarette-store

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

sapphicfrostfaerie:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

samdirector24:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

spuffycarrie:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dimittas:

ampervadasz:

“Gyere, nézd !”

“Come on, look!”

What a little friend!

Aww, look what I made ❤️

“DIS MAH BB”

Friendos

GOOD FRIENDOS

RAT FREN

SHOWING HOOMAN FREN THEIR BB <3