the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.
WHAT DID HE ORDER???
OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF STRAWBERRIES
berries.
berries.
berries.
@zaiqukaj Harpies tho
Lady: “Alexa, read my shopping list.”
Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list. Here are the five most recent.
Poetry, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries.”*Lady laughs*
Alexa: “Would you like to hear the next five items?”
Lady: *laughing* “Who ordered this strawberries? (yes please?)”
Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list, Here are the five most recent. *cuts* – the next five items?
Lady: “Yes please”
Alexa: “Strawberry yogurt, easy water, jeans, Harry, big tofu. Would you like to hear the next five items?”
Lady: *laughing high pitched* yes!
Alexa: “Big, big, red retreat, milk, berry. Do you want to hear the last four items?”
Lady: “Please yes” *wheezy laughter*
Alexa: “Apple, berry, berry, berries”
*Lady burst into laughter* “Ohh hoo”
Big Tofu
Tag: Video
I’ve never been so satisfied watching a bearded dragon eat blueberries. 12/10 must watch!
Everything in life is better now
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Tanja AskaniPoor applewolf! She just wants her apple! Everyone please give her quiet!!!
omg let her live!
Just, like, at :55 it just gets SO MUCH BETTER.
Stop bothering her!
GIVE HER APPLE
Me and my mutual followers that never seem to actually talk but we like and reblog each other’s posts:
Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.
My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.
every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post
1. If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.
2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:
THIS IS GOLD
oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet
When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made
I HAVE NOT SEEN THE CHICKEN VIDEO IN TEN DAMN YEARS HOLY SHIT
STILL FUNNY
Please note the username of the video poster.
thesweetpianowritingdownmylife:
Mother cat with kittens came to meet an old friend.
I can’t believe we’ve already found the best animal video of 2016.
That is too adorable. You can tell the mother cat actually does trust the dog just by her body language. Typically a mother will watch her kittens closely and be very protective of them, here she completely trusts the dog to play gentle with them. This is just too damn cute.
When he bops the kitten and looks up at Mom to make sure he didn’t overstep!
The dog is trying to make himself as non-threatening as possible!!
He’s so fucking valid I love him