quick q bc im sorta curious, what tumblr folks do yall ship me w
You and @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses share an energy
kjgdfhkj so many of yall are goin w gaud, it would be an amicable political marriage of shitpost nobility
also gaud could move up here and use my country’s free healthcare so there’s that
i would totally marry you for political alliance purposes
time for wedding planning, everyone, im taking suggestions
I made some dresses!
This is @theshitpostcalligrapher‘s dress, though irl the calligraphy would be your shitposts.
And this is Gaud’s
well now we HAVE to go through with it
Gaud IS the dress, they just found a suitable human to ferry them down the aisle
great, NOW im imagining a venom scenario where gaud simply detaches a portion of themselves in order for the vows to be done, a la eddie brock/venom as a danger noodle
lookit my little bowtie
IT TOOK ME A MOTHERFUCKING MONTH BUT I GOT IT DONE HEY @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses I DID THE THING I DREW US FANCY POLITICAL MARRIAGE FANTASY WEDDING CLOTHES
I DECKED U OUT IN CANADIAN COLOURS WAT DO U THINK