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Ship, I’m depressed. Despite being on my aintdepressants I’ve slept 20 of the last 24 hours. I don’t expect you to fix it, I just wanted to vent.

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glumshoe:

You are probably depressed, yeah… but have you considered the possibility that you’re transforming into a cat?

You cannot dismiss this theory without first testing it. Get up and run through your house as loudly as you can, stopping only to make brief, terrified eye contact with anyone you pass. Knock something over. Chew on a shoelace. Stretch real good with your butt in the air and find a patch of sunlight to lick your own leg in.

If it feels ‘right’, I think you have your answer.

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imfeelinghappiness:

Apps To Kill Time On

Keep seeing some posts circulating about popular websites and wanted to make a version for apps.

These are apps I’m way too addicted to. Am I missing any?

P.S. I’m on an iPhone so these are iPhone apps, but probably have an Android version too.

Edit: Sorry for all the time I’ve taken away from your life

  • Commaful – popular fanfiction, story, and poetry community 👑
  • Bettr – the reason my friends are jealous of my Insta
  • Sweatcoin – get paid to walk
  • Spellbound – addictive horror 👻 and romance stories
  • Helix Jump – legit the most addicting game on my phone
  • Calm – Award-winning app for meditation and sleeping better
  • Tenkyu – tilt your phone and watch the relaxing magic happen
  • Slime Road – bet you can’t hit the bullseye ⚾️
  • Hempire – become a plant mogul
  • Go Escape – FREEDOM!
  • Dune! – Ride the sand dunes like a baller!! so much fun
  • Go Fish – win trophies by catching hella fish
  • Hotspot Shield – free proxy/VPN to bypass school filters
  • Betternet – free VPN like Hotspot, try both and see which you prefer
  • Terrarium – build the ultimate garden empire
  • Police Pursuit – show off your driving skills and escape the cops
  • Ball Blast – Just shoot the balls. Simple right? 😉
  • Sling Drift – beep beep – level 70 is insane 🚗
  • Looper – tap on the beat!
  • Dodgeball Duel – fast paced dodgeball game!
  • Grass Cut – cutting the grass is surprisingly satisfying
  • Crowd City – Become the popular kid in town by running around 
  • Bee Factory – become a honey tycoon
  • Hoop Smash – tap to smash!
  • My Story: go to back to HS in this choose your own adventure
  • Fire Balls – shoot balls at obstacles. gets pretty hard
  • Paper – can you conquer all the territory and win?
  • Two Dots – a fun puzzle game. easy time killer
  • Planet Bomber – let’s nuke some planets
  • Ice Racing – race down a mountain at record speeds
  • Splashy – bounce the ball accurately to survive. requires focus
  • PLANK – plank your way to the top
  • Skiddy Car: drift and stay on the track!!! awesome graphics
  • Snakes Vs. Blocks – even more fun than the original snake hehe
  • Twenty48 Solitaire – best toilet game
  • Knock Balls – shoot down blocks with a canon – surprisingly relaxing
  • Wishbone – fun game for comparing stuff like hair, celebs, sports
  • Hole – fuck up a city muahaha
  • Dosh – get paid to shop
  • Sweatcoin – get paid to walk
  • Yarn – stories that are seriously creepy af

You’re welcome 😉

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you-had-me-at-hallow:

I have a headcanon that Hermione insists her children attend some primary muggle schooling before Hogwarts, just as she had done. Now, imagine Arthur Weasley attending his grandchild’s science fair, being the ultra proud grandfather….and yet also completely geeking out over absolutely EVERYTHING.

Canon

“That is a volcano, that is a VERY SMALL VOLCANO, how – young lady, how did you make this? Baking soda and food coloring? MARVELOUS!”

the kids would love him.

Never have I ever loved anything more than I love this

All the muggle teachers would think he was being so adorable, “pretending” not to know how potato batteries and mini-volcanoes work, fawning over the hard work the kids did on even the simplest the projects. And he comes every year, because after the kids have aged out (”gone on to some boarding school in Scotland,” the teachers say over bad coffee in the break room, “they didn’t seem the type”), he gets an honorary invitation to the fair every year, because he never stops making the kids feel smart and good. 

“And this airy-o-plane, it flies by means of a… rubber band? Did I hear that correctly? No magic at all? Doesn’t flap its wings like a bird? MARVELOUS! What an ingenious method of flight!” *looks around* “You, sir! With the ribbons! This child deserves one of those prizes!”

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

This is so wholesome. 

Arthur Weasley, as the Science Fair attendee we all deserve.

After a couple years Arthur Weasley brings his own ribbons. They shimmer in a way that makes everyone wonder what kind of ink he uses—“secrets!” he tells anyone who asks—but they’re beautiful. They’re coveted even more than the official ribbons, because they remind you that while he was heaping praise on you, you felt magical.