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systlin:

butim-justharry:

hacash:

so in the hobbit when offered a cup of chamomile tea by dori, gandalf instead asks for wine; but when offered a glass of ‘the old winyards’ by bilbo in lotr, gandalf instead asks for tea. from this we can draw one of two conclusions:

a: hanging around thorin oakenshield was enough to turn gandalf to drink

or

b: getting to know a recklessly be-tooked bilbo baggins was enough to make gandalf reconsider his life and realise he needed to be the sensible and sober one

c: gandalf just likes to be contrary and will never accept whatever is specifically offered

It is 7000% option C. 

C. Absolutely.

tip-toeing:

goldhornsandblackwool:

goodmorningvelma:

catifex:

bishounen-curious:

chloroscythe:

bishounen-curious:

chloroscythe:

in my head theres a little mouse wearing a little apron and she makes all my emotions

she needs to read a fuckin recipe this bitch is just making a MESS

shes doing her best… maybe shed do better if you were nicer to her

making serotonin is the cooking equivalent to scrambling an egg and she can’t even do that right smh

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Reblogging this in the hopes that the image of a sweet little mouse doing her best to make my emotions will help me remember to be kinder to myself.

Definitely reblogging for the much more helpful concept of a helpful mouse doing her best for the sake of people who regularly hate on their brain then wonder why that’s not working so well.

This just shocked me so much I started crying. As soon as you put it like that I realize how often I talk so horribly to myself. I’m sorry mouse lady we can do better.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

a-lizard-in-disguise:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

i have a cold, bring me some tea

the fact that we as a species are constantly assaulted by pain death and/or fear and yet we continue to survive in an existence designed to kill us is baffling. humans are insanely adaptable and stubborn as hell and when it comes right down to it that’s the only reason we made it past the ice age, and that my friends is the tea

now that’s the stuff i was looking for!

Do you ever look up at the night sky full of stars and just feel so…exposed? Like, the ancients believed that it was the darkness of night that was the lie, but its really the blueness of day that merely covers the truth. The stars are always there. Just…watching. Like a thousand beady eyes. Staring. Always staring. We are not alone. Never alone. Help.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

Those are the beady eyes of the old Gods, furious and curious, stranded too far away to interfere with human matters, yet watching all the same. They can do nothing with their knowledge, still they look on and watch and judge, from what else are unblinking eyes to do. 

When you look up, do so boldly! for no matter how small they claim you are, they have no power to touch you or the worlds you build.