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gservator:

scales-and-tales:

davidxn:

actuallykylekallgren:

las-hamburguesas:

hipsterinatardis:

hairbowsandbullets:

yourboss:

This is what time lapse photography was invented for.

I legit just stared at this for like… 30 minutes giggling my face off

nyoom

The longer you stare, the funnier it is.

I’m seriously crying with laughter here. Now I’m going to see if I can do something similar with other videos of marching in step…

Is that fucking Gumby

I’ve had dreams like that.

its the no notes ghoast

superluminalflower:

sreegs:

ohthehypocrisy:

toastoat:

leafcrunch:

foxfamilyfeatures:

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tumblr’s code may change but no notes ghost stays the same

Oh thank god

imagine the shit storm when tumblr finally becomes so dysfunctional that this post’s total notes is finally revealed

In case anyone’s curious about what happened to this post, it has to do with how we tally up notes. Likes and reblogs always add to the note count of the root post (the OP). However, the note count relies on the previous value of the root post before adding more notes to it.

Normally when you delete a post, it’s gone, but not gone gone. Just deleted from public never to be seen again. The database entry is still there, just inaccessible.

This post, however, the root post is just gone. Gone gone. Gone forever. Everything attached to it is still there, but since the root post is hard deleted (something that requires manual manipulation of the database), when the note counter tries to add notes to it, it gets nil to start with.

So it throws every new note into the void. Goodbye forever, notes.

I’m not sure if we’ll ever know the real number of notes on this post.

the real question is how and why the fuck did someone manually hard delete no notes ghost’s root post

hermitknut:

elodieunderglass:

prokopetz:

I think a lot of misplaced skepticism about plausible anecdotes on the Internet comes down to the fact that some people basically think of everyone they don’t know as the same person. They’re like “how could anybody have all this mildly unlikely stuff happen to them?”, and they’re implicitly picturing it all happening in one person’s life, rather than being spread across 7.6 billion individual lives.

Okay, sure, for the sake of argument let’s restrict that figure to people over the age of fourteen who have Internet access – that’s still three billion days per day. If you do anything three billion times, even very unlikely outcomes are going to crop up with non-zero frequency.

The question at hand is not “how likely is this anecdote, in isolation?”; it’s “how likely is any happenstance at least as weird as this anecdote, given three billion chances for it to happen in the last 24 hours alone?”

Also, there has to be some credit for the writer, surely, because often the experience isn’t that interesting – it’s just presented for an audience, and the narrator has simply made some funny commentary or added a ‘moral’ that people respond to. They’ve taken something perfectly ordinary and presented it as A Story, but in fact, it’s a common or uninteresting experience that many people would have let pass without comment. It’s the process of telling it that makes it sound unusual, and then people complain that it doesn’t sound real. But slice-of-life stories usually boil down to something perfectly probable and only #mildlyinteresting – “I caught a wild bird,” “a man in a weird outfit came to my workplace,” “I found a weird rock,” “I spoke to a stranger in public,” “a little kid said something offbeat.” All the craft has gone into the framing.

Sometimes your internal narration stumbles over something that’s kind of funny and you notice it. Sometimes there’s a piece that can be detached from the rest of the day, polished lightly, and presented in a specific tone as a cute little anecdote. Sometimes you write down a quick sketch of an experience in a diary or a text and realize that there’s something funny or whimsical about it – change the angle slightly and you can see that it’s story-shaped. So that’s all that my anecdotes are. The Thing happened that was #mildlyinteresting, and there were some words for it, and if you turned it a certain way, it was story-shaped.

With experience, anyone would notice anecdote-shaped bits in their daily life. But really, it’s mostly in the marketing. 

“Look at this great rock,” you say, bouncing excitedly up to your friends. “Okay… look… wait… okay, to be fair, it was better when it was wet.” After a certain amount of quiet and subtle licking, you hold it up again. “Isn’t it great?” you say. “Look at the little fossil! That’s the best part.”

(Next time, you’ll know not to bury the lead. You’ll bounce in with a cleverly pre-wetted rock, and say “Guess whooooo’s HERE? It’s my long-dead buddy Fossil George! I last saw him in the Cretaceous!” and people will go “Haha, okay! Sure!” – and they will think, “There’s our friend, the wild fossil person. Things Just Happen To Her. She just finds these things, we don’t know how she does it – it’s stranger than fiction, really.” And someone on the internet might say: “oh yeah, right, we’re supposed to believe you FOUND that? Fake news.”)

Obviously, some people make stuff up to get attention. (If they are good at it, they often go on to create content for a career or hobby. This impulse is perfectly natural, and is one of many ways that children separate reality from fiction.) but I see people calling bullshit in perfectly mundane stories as well, simply because the decoration was a bit too good.

But really, everyone has access to rocks. They’re on the ground! They’re free! Everyone touches them and walks on them at some point every day! It’s all in the marketing! You can polish it up and put it in a fancy setting of precious metal and sell it as a Rare Item for £50, but it’s just a rock, and everyone can get them. 

It’s just. it’s just rocks. They tend to come up! They are abundant. Most people will have access to them. It is not surprising that they occasionally are sparkly, or have a fossil in them, or have a pretty stripe, because there are A LOT OF ROCKS.

@thebibliosphere

Doxxing White Supremacists Is Making Them Terrified

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Doxxing White Supremacists Is Making Them Terrified

katy-l-wood:

katy-l-wood:

Being an artist makes you realize how much you DON’T see even when it comes to basic things you look at every day. Like. I just had to wander around my house looking at door-frames to make sure I was drawing them accurately.

And this is EXACTLY why artists can and should use references. Your work will be a thousand times better for it, because even though you look at things every day doesn’t mean you SEE them.

gallusrostromegalus:

theopjones:

wirehead-wannabe:

drtanner-sfw:

bai-xue:

futchcassidy:

“THE ADULT ADHD CIRCADIAN CLOCK MAY BE INCORRECTLY SET BETWEEN 4AM AND NOON” WOULD EXPLAIN A HELL OF A LOT ABOUT MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE

tbh I wish I’d known this earlier on in my life. I’ve always naturally slept from 4am-12pm when my body is allowed to choose its own rhythm.

… This is EXACTLY what I fall into, too.

Does anyone have an actual source?

https://apsard.org/are-you-a-night-owl-about-adhd-and-late-sleep/

ADHD is related to several sleep problems, but the most frequent seems the delayed sleep phase syndrome, a disturbance of the circadian rhythm. Research of children and adults with ADHD (when compared to controls) shows that the majority of these individuals has a late sleep onset that is associated with a late onset of the sleep hormone melatonin (van der Heijden et al, 2005; van Veen et al, 2010). Melatonin is produced by the pineal gland in the brain when it is getting dark in the evening, and we wake up by light in the morning. The onset of the melatonin production helps to fall asleep. For most adults the onset of melatonin is around 9.30 pm; in ADHD children compared to controls this occurs at least 45 minutes later, and in adults with ADHD even 90 minutes (van der Heijden ea, 2005; van Veen ea 2010). After melatonin onset, it normally takes 2 hours to fall asleep, but in adults with ADHD it takes at least 3 hours (Bijlenga et al, 2013). So it does make sense that so many people with ADHD have difficulty falling asleep on time. This late onset of melatonin is driven by genes that regulate the biological clock, and those genes have been linked psychiatric disorders like ADHD and bipolar disorder (Landgraf et al, 2014). What the exact relationship is between this late sleep pattern and ADHD is still unknown.

Oh Hey Look It’s Me.

zanabism:

me: I feel such…crankiness inside…the desire to whine is…unstoppable… I feel myself growing…spiteful and sarcastic … what is this disease? This disord—

brain: you’re hungry you simple bitch

America is the world’s first poor rich country

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mostlysignssomeportents:

Americans’ median income is $60,000 – but the average American couldn’t
stump up $500 to bail themselves out of an emergency, and a third of
Americans can’t afford food, shelter and healthcare.

It’s a paradox: Americans have a relatively high level of income, and
consumer goods are cheaper in the USA than they are almost anywhere else
in the world, but Americans are poorer and more indebted than people in
any other wealthy country.

It’s because the US has deregulated the basics for human survival:
housing, education, transport, finance, and health-care, and turned them
over to unfettered rent-seeking and profit-taking by the private
sector, allowing them to grow to consume all the money Americans take
home and more, leaving them indebted and precarious.

People in wealthy countries with comparable median incomes have higher
standards of living than their American counterparts, with higher levels
of savings and lower levels of debt – despite paying more for consumer
goods.

America has invented a new kind of poverty: wealthy poverty, where high
earnings and low prices still leave you indebted and precarious.

https://boingboing.net/2018/06/03/homo-economicus-desperatis.html