systlin:

feralbiologist:

systlin:

kittyknowsthings:

lightshadowverisimilitude:

gallusrostromegalus:

systlin:

mysanaf:

systlin:

chronolith:

wodneswynn:

systlin:

shadowwytch:

systlin:

systlin:

YOU HEATHEN

LIKE HOW DO YOU GET THE PROPER TEMPERATURE MY GOD

This is the Chaotic Evil of making tea

I was born and raised in KANSAS and even I know that tea is made with a fuCKING KETTLE!

I can’t even imagine how that must taste.. *shudders*

Like sadness, I imagine.

I make my tea in the coffee pot

Natalie. 

Natalie.

why

She’s a chaos being in the flesh of a human and cannot be stopped. Chaotic Chaotic.

Here’s my suggestion on the alignment chart of tea making

Hmm. Good. True Neutral is heating water in a pan on a stove, I’d say.

Where are we putting “I have a Bunsen Burner and will take every available opportunity to use it” and “Leaves water on top of the dangerously hot radiator i should probably have repaired”?

I live in Las Vegas and will occasionally leave water in a glass bottle in the car while at work, and then drop a tea bag into it after work. Hot tea for the drive home.

@systlin look at this abomination!

(I love you, Drake, but this is an absolute abomination)

I hence suggest that the coffee put is a chaotic good – it’s perfectly okay, but weird – so we have more room for the evils.

Heating water on the stove can be neutral good – it’s perfectly valid, after all,

just buying it from the shop is a true neutral

I suppose my snobbery of a fancy electric teakettle with detailed temperature controls could qualify as chaotic neutral because it allows me to make and break my own tea rules

WAH this is COMPLICATED

WHAT IN THE WHOLE SHIT but I gotta hand it to you, this is both an excellent condemnation of living in Nevada and top grade Chaotic all in one

Huh..I guess you won’t like this then

what in the fuck

I can’t tell if this is madness or genius