re: “customers don’t fucking read”
>be me
>5 years ago
>public library IT staff employee
>shows up to work on ISP transfer day
>outside door has a sign
>“The Computer Lab Is Unavailable Today Sorry For The Inconvenience”
>goes into the entryway
>inner entrance door has a sign
>“The Computer Lab Is Unavailable Today Sorry For The Inconvenience”
>lel
>goes into lobby, walks to elevator
>sign on outside of elevator door
>“The Computer Lab Is Unavailable Today Sorry For The Inconvenience”
>sign on back wall of elevator car
>“The Computer Lab Is Unavailable Today Sorry For The Inconvenience”
>gets in, pushes button, door closes
>sign on inside of elevator door
>“The Computer Lab Is Unavailable Today Sorry For The Inconvenience”
>bro we get it
>goes up to third floor employee area to clock in
>gets sent back down to computer lab area to reconnect actual library staff
>goes down to second floor
>free-standing sign as soon as elevator opens
>“The Computer Lab Is Unavailable Today Sorry For The Inconvenience”
>goes to computer lab
>computer lab doors actually closed for once
>both doors have a sign taped to them
>“The Computer Lab Is Unavailable Today Sorry For The Inconvenience”
>computer self-checkout kiosk has sign taped over its screen
>“The Computer Lab Is Unavailable Today Sorry For The Inconvenience”
>goes over to librarian desk
>2 signs taped to front, 2 more in plastic sign holders on top of desk
>“The Computer Lab Is Unavailable Today Sorry For The Inconvenience”
>“The Computer Lab Is Unavailable Today Sorry For The Inconvenience”
>“The Computer Lab Is Unavailable Today Sorry For The Inconvenience”
>“The Computer Lab Is Unavailable Today Sorry For The Inconvenience”
>nudges coworker
>“how much you wanna bet people still don’t read the signs lol”
>coworker doesn’t crack a smile
>hands me notepad from behind desk
>tally of people who have asked to use the computer lab
>tally is over 20
>we haven’t even been open 30 minutes yet
>mfw
Tag: cats
Ship, I’m depressed. Despite being on my aintdepressants I’ve slept 20 of the last 24 hours. I don’t expect you to fix it, I just wanted to vent.
You are probably depressed, yeah… but have you considered the possibility that you’re transforming into a cat?
You cannot dismiss this theory without first testing it. Get up and run through your house as loudly as you can, stopping only to make brief, terrified eye contact with anyone you pass. Knock something over. Chew on a shoelace. Stretch real good with your butt in the air and find a patch of sunlight to lick your own leg in.
If it feels ‘right’, I think you have your answer.
The days of the CRT when cats had a built-in bed-warmer.
i, and i can’t emphasize this enough, would literally die for merlin
I’m not entirely convinced, even by all this documentation, that Merlin is real
pallas cats and tibetan foxes being enemies is so supremely excellent i cannot think of two better animals to face off theyre just perfect
Choose your fighter
Every now and then, I see an animal that makes me understand illuminated manuscripts.
