Tag: Fixing things

gentleomens:

what aziraphale says: i’ve kept this coat in tip-top condition for over 180 years now

what aziraphale means: i’ve ensured that the slightest stain doesn’t befall on this coat because even if i removed it i would know it was there

what crowley says: 90 years and not a scratch

what crowley means: i’m so good at fixing this car that you won’t believe the number of people i’ve run over with it