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thecringeandwincefactory:

I fucked up my knee real bad as a teenager doing something stupid and had to get a couple rounds of surgery to get it sorted out. I can’t do general anesthesia because it’ll send me into a depressive episode, so I get epidurals instead. The last surgery I got was when I was maybe 24.

I did the epidural method for that one. From what I remember the anesthesiologist injected some fentanyl derivative directly into my spinal column, and – I basically just fucking spasmed out of pure joy on the gurney. I blurted aw, FUCK YEAH real loud because fentanyl direct to the brain is like Sex With God, and every person in the OR froze for a second, unsure of how to respond.

My point is, this is completely realistic.

elodieunderglass:

bees-n-things:

kipplekipple:

watercooler-raptors:

apardonablemonomania:

cipheramnesia:

kipplekipple:

endreal:

princess-bagel-cat:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

I’m really into internet discourse but only pointless and stupid internet discourse like how many holes there are in a straw (it’s 2)

This is exactly what I’m talking about.

The straw is one hole.

The straw is totally solid (possibly bendy in places); the hole is encircled by the straw not a part of it duh

I discussed this with my physicist today and he informed me that the straw is in fact encircling the hole and keeping it in place, lest it get away. I quote, “you can’t just have random holes all over the place.”

WAY TO KILL MY FUCKING DREAMS

there are a lot of twelfth-century monks wondering where their wigs went right now

Wait a second now @kipplekipple … ‘your’ physicist? Do you have one in your employment, or have you domesticated a feral scientist? Answers please

It feels weird saying this to raptors, but there is a limit to the extent to which physicists can be domesticated. I’ve done my best.

There’s actually an entire debate in philosophy as to whether holes even exist. Spoilers: they don’t.

A straw encircles one hole, but it has two openings.