Classic and Reverse harpies, mermaids, centaurs, and nagas
as a species we have this habit of tacking human faces onto animals and when you think about it, it looks kind of stupid, but it looks even stupider backwards
so
“You should not be.”
The fckn reverse naga made me laugh until my lungs collapsed.
My girlfriend has an obsession with keys. Every time she finds a key, she says ‘this has a story, I wonder what it is.’ It doesn’t matter if the key is new or old, it has a story behind it.
Me: Excuse.. excuse me??! EXCUSE ME? DO I LOOK like i want to skip th– *cue music*
Me:
Me: *screaming, my cat flees the room* da daaaa, da da da da daaaaaaaAAA, DA dA DAAAAAAAAA, da da da da DAAAAAAAAAAA, DA DAAA, dadadadadada dDAAAAAAAAA, DAAAAAAAAA, DA DA DAAAAAA, DA DADAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
