Tag: Knight

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

jordisstigander:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

Me: [kneels down in front of faerie queen, head bowed]
Queen: [taps my right shoulder with a sword] 
Queen: “I dub thee a knight or whatever.”
Me: [doesn’t move]
Queen: “Uh. It’s over. Why… are you still kneeling?”
Me: “Well ma’am I was kinda hoping you’d play with my hair.”

Queen: [sighs, ruffles}

Queen: “Like that?”

Me: “Aaaaaand with that, my fealty is guaranteed for like… eternity.”

Faerie: “Your Majesty, did you put your own human knight into an enchanted sleep?”
Queen: “No! They just… passed out. Right there. Take care not to step on them during the revels, I think they’ll be fine…”