so i used something called infinite jukebox to cut out every other beat of this song and
well
here ya go
250 miles
I’m having a fucking stroke
*vaguely scottish noises*
when I whmp, well I nunna be,
wanna be who wakes to you.
when I gwmp, ay I nonna be,
wanna be who go wih you.if I *SLAM*, well I nonna be,
wanna be who geks to you.
if I heh, ay I nonna be,
wanna be who’s into you.but hwn wive head manna ood wive hun,
must’ve done mcwhaff an’ puff aodood.when I’m wock, yes I nonna be,
nunna be who’s wock for you.
an’ na mungeh, well then fuck I do,
I subley plin to you.an’ I clankahoe I nunna be,
unna be who coal to you.
if I brokhe, well I nonna be,
unna be who’s cold with you.but wood wive hen manna hood wive hun,
musta dub mcwhaff an’ *bloop* muff aonoudsnahnahnah, dahdahdah,
nahnahnah, dahdahdah,
dladadadadadadadah
nahnah*bloop*nah, dahdahdah
nahnahnah, dahdahdah,dladadadadadadadah
(hoh!)when I’m luh’, well I nunna be,
onna be who’s without you.
when I’m drmp, well I nunna dream,
unna drink a pint with you.AAH KWENG! well I nonna be,
‘nna be new good with you.
an’ I cluddag! yes I nonna be,
‘nna be who cob with you,
gonna avish coooomb wi’ you.but ood wive hung manna *bloop* ood wive hem
yes the *bloop* dung man whaff an’ luff aonooddahdahdah, dahdahdah,
nahnahnah, dahdahdah,
dladadadadadadadah (ayy)dlahdahdah, dahdahdah,
dahnahnah, nahnahnah,
dladadadadadadadahdahdahdah, dahdahdah,
dahdahdah, dahnahnah,
dladadadadadadadah (eh)nahnahnah, dahdahdah,
nahnahnah, dahdahdah,
dladadadadadadadahan’ would wive ben wanna hood wive den,
justa dackh mood hwackh dundwehnhaodoo kohh–EVERYTHING WAS LAID OUT IN FRONT OF ME AND YET I WAS NOT READY FOR A SINGLE SECOND OF IT
the fucking transcript i can’t
help im sobbing
Tag: Lyrics
fanta playing the long game on advertising
this was the fanta can from 1972 – 1988, this CAN is playing the long game
is this the real life
is this just fanta sea
caught in the sand like
won’t escape oceanography
I CAN’T WALK TO MY CAR LATE AT NIGHT WHILE ON THE PHONE
I CAN’T OPEN UP MY WINDOWS WHEN I’M HOME ALONE
I CAN’T GO TO A BAR WITHOUT A CHAPERONE
AND I CAN’T WEAR A MINI SKIRT IF ITS THE ONLY ONE I OWN
I CAN’T USE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION AFTER 7 PM
I CAN’T BE BRUTALLY HONEST WHEN YOU SLIDE INTO MY DMS
I CAN’T GO TO THE CLUB JUST TO DANCE WITH MY FRIENDS
AND I CAN’T EVER LEAVE MY DRINK UNATTENDEDBUT IT SURE IS A SCARY TIME FOR BOYS
YEAH GENTLEMEN!
BAND TOGETHER, MAKE SOME NOISE
ITS REALLY TOUGH WHEN YOUR REPUTATION’S ON THE LINE
AND ANY WOMAN YOU’VE ASSAULTED COULD TURN UP ANYTIME
YEAH, IT SURE IS A SCARY TIME FOR GUYS
CAN’T SPEAK TO ANY WOMEN OR LOOK THEM IN THE EYES
ITS SO CONFUSING, IS IT RAPE OR IS IT JUST BEING NICE?
SO INCONVENIENT THAT YOU EVEN HAVE TO THINK TWICEI CAN’T LIVE IN AN APARTMENT IF IT’S ON THE FIRST FLOOR
I CAN’T BE WEARING SILK PAJAMAS WHEN I ANSWER THE DOOR
I CAN’T HAVE ANOTHER DRINK EVEN IF I WANT MORE
I CAN’T MAKE YOU FEEL INVALID, UNSEEN, OR IGNORED
I CAN’T JOG AROUND THE CITY WITH HEADPHONES ON MY EARS
I CAN’T SPEAK OUT AGAINST MY RAPIST AFTER 35 YEARS
I CAN’T BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY IF I’M HOLDING BACK TEARS
AND I CAN’T EVER SPEAK EARNESTLY ABOUT ALL MY FEARSBUT IT SURE IS A SCARY TIME FOR DUDES
CAN’T TEXT A GIRL REPEATEDLY ASKING FOR NUDES
CAN’T MAKE HER HAVE SEX WHEN SHE’S NOT IN THE MOOD
AND WHAT GIVES HER THE RIGHT TO GIVE YOU ATTITUDE??
YEAH, IT SURE IS A SCARY TIME FOR MEN
GIRLS LIKE TO ACT LIKE YOU’RE TO BLAME AND THEY’RE THE VICTIMS
HER DRESS WAS SHORT AND SHE WAS DRUNK,
SHE’S NOT SO INNOCENTTHANK GOD YOUR DAD’S THE JUDGE AND YOU WON’T BE CONVICTED
OH WAIT…
THAT’S RIGHT…IT’S NOT SUCH A SCARY TIME FOR BOYS
THEY’VE ALWAYS HAD THE UPPER HAND,
THEY’VE ALWAYS HAD A CHOICE
IT’S TIME FOR WOMEN TO RISE UP,
USE OUR COLLECTIVE VOICE
THE DAY TO VOTE’S NOVEMBER 6,
SO LET’S GO MAKE SOME NOISEI am just going to assume that the 2k of dislikes on the vid are from just the kind of people she’s singing about.