Tag: Punny

manyleggedluggage:

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jewish-privilege:

animatedamerican:

withbloodinherteeth:

slagarthefox:

amemait:

just-shower-thoughts:

There is no biblical evidence that Jesus even knew how to parallel park. Letting him take the wheel seems a bit irresponsible.

Uh, no, you’re so wrong? Everybody knows that Jesus drove a Honda, but he didn’t like to talk about it?

From John 12:49 ‘For I do not speak of my own Accord…’

That is brilliant and this post is an example of the right way to do religious jokes are are actually funny without being preachy nor offensive. 

prosperosfootnotes, pieandhotdogs

Maybe Jesus didn’t like to talk about it because it wasn’t the same kind of car as his Dad’s.

Because as we all know, God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in His Fury.

Nah, clearly God drives Dodge pickup trucks, because Moshe’s people are told not to approach the mountain “until the Ram’s horn sounds a long blast” -Exodus 19:13. 

fUCK YOU ALL

I LOVE YOU ALL

@fialleril

Also, people are always going on about Jesus’/God’s Triumph, so they obviously ride motorbikes…

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

that-one-nb-kid:

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

when i’m in a bad mood i remind myself of the million dollar maple syrup heist

Was it a

Sticky situation

The stakes were stacked high.

Ihop the situation was put under control 

Did they leaf any evidence?

This is a very syrupious event guys

It must have been done very syruptitiously for them to have actually pulled it off. I think the whole thing is fairly waffling.

maple it was an inside job

You batter believe it was an inside job!

jesus these puns really crêped up on us huh? well u butter stop or I’m gonna flip!

Syrup

Is nobody gonna ask about it or

oh yeah i forgot

moxperidot:

ironmanstan:

no

maze bean

derinthemadscientist:

animatedamerican:

mingsonjia:

circetorilavalos:

zooophagous:

mingsonjia:

Talking about cats, this one just got her koi for this year. I wish you every year to be like that cat 年年有鱼

Photography by 镜视眼88

That cat is a very skilled little fisher.

Btw that’s both a visual and a literal Chinese pun and I’m literally laughing so hard right now (my parents say this every year) and I want everyone to understand this.

Here’s the two phrases you’ll need to know:

年年有鱼 (nián nián you yú) – “(I wish you have) fish every year”

年年有余 (nián nián you yú) – “(I wish you have) extra every year”
– this is a common blessing used in China

Both the 鱼 and 余 characters sound exactly the same and here’s where the pun comes in.

Every Lunar New Year, as good luck, we eat “fish” so that we can “have fish every year”. In other words, we’re eating fish so that we can have extra every year.

Extra what, you ask? Extra everything! Extra money in the bank, extra food on our tables, extra happiness, etc, etc. It’s like an all-around blessing. Very kind and used often during Lunar New Year.

The cat has already gotten her “extra” (fish) for the year so the blogger is wishing you “fish” (extra) every year ^^

finally someone explained it, thank you<3

I am so delighted to learn that somebody else also has the tradition of eating puns for blessings on the New Year.

Why is every Chinese tradition or superstition I hear of based on a pun