Tag: Microwave

Yall have a kettle?? I make my tea in the microwave lmao

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systlin:

YOU HEATHEN

LIKE HOW DO YOU GET THE PROPER TEMPERATURE MY GOD

This is the Chaotic Evil of making tea

I was born and raised in KANSAS and even I know that tea is made with a fuCKING KETTLE!

I can’t even imagine how that must taste.. *shudders*

Like sadness, I imagine.

I make my tea in the coffee pot

Natalie. 

Natalie.

why

She’s a chaos being in the flesh of a human and cannot be stopped. Chaotic Chaotic.

Yeah that.

I am a feral disaster bi and I will do everything wrong and none of you are powerful enough to stop me.

i put my tea mugs in the oven it’s a french recipe

RIBS
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I… I can’t even scold you because I make tea like my grand-mother and she’s half chinese. I don’t KNOW how french people make tea.

exactly you can’t only god could judge but I killed him

i baked him some tea

unpopular opinion: i think you are a genuinely nice chaotic entity??? like i’m scared of you but i’d trust you to buy eggs for me at the grocery store on time?

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don’t trust me with that

someone tell the microwave story 

The Microwave Story

So. Gaud made a post about how to make an easy hard boiled egg or something similar. They said to just put an egg in the microwave for a few minutes. So I, an absolute fool, believed this HEATHEN. so there I was feeling good, I just learned this cool new thing! But I was wrong. So very wrong. I put the egg in the microwave. No big deal. I pushed the 2 minute button. “This will be so cool” I lied to myself. I went to go grab my phone from the living room to document this for tumblr.com as you know, proof. About a minuet in i heard this weird gunshot sound coming from the kitchen. Me an ABSOLUTE IDIOT, ran into the room of danger. The microwaves door had burst open. There was egg everywhere, on the table, under the fridge, across the hall. I never could get it all out. The light had gone out. My innocence died. I’ve had to go therapy for years because of this. I can no longer find it in myself to trust anyone. Not even my closest friends. Gaud ruined me. All because of an egg. I can still smell it. It’s like PTSD flashbacks Everytime I open the microwave. Look, I used to be the smart kid. What happened?

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

*smiles quietly*

Are.. are your smiles not usually quiet @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

well i’m quiet but they do usually invoke screaming