imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying
killer on the phone with a character: i’m in your house and i will kill you
character: alright lit hurry up tho
killer: do you want to die?
character: yea? what kinda question-
Killer: whats your favorite scary movie?
character: tiktik cringe compilations
Character sitting still some the entire contents of their room flying around them: Can you NOT I need to get this essay done before midnight. It’s worth a quarter of my grade and this is the only place with wifi. Do this spooky shit or whatever you like after
I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they’d have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit I’m gonna go see why it isn’t working
touch my wifi you asshole and i wont be the one whos getting murdered tonight
