Tag: murder mention

angelkitty-13:

artsy-cactus-gal:

nintendhoe-switch:

starlight-sanders:

green-gay13:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying

killer on the phone with a character: i’m in your house and i will kill you

character: alright lit hurry up tho

killer: do you want to die?

character: yea? what kinda question-

Killer: whats your favorite scary movie?

character: tiktik cringe compilations

Character sitting still some the entire contents of their room flying around them: Can you NOT I need to get this essay done before midnight. It’s worth a quarter of my grade and this is the only place with wifi. Do this spooky shit or whatever you like after

Killer: if you say another word, I’ll kill you!

Gen-z Character:

Bonus:

Gen-Z Character: *Sees dead body*

Gen-z Character: Same bro, sameee