theshitpostcalligrapher:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

spectrumtwelve:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

sahara-silver:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

literal-cat:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

quick q bc im sorta curious, what tumblr folks do yall ship me w 

You and @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses share an energy

kjgdfhkj so many of yall are goin w gaud, it would be an amicable political marriage of shitpost nobility 

also gaud could move up here and use my country’s free healthcare so there’s that

i would totally marry you for political alliance purposes 

time for wedding planning, everyone, im taking suggestions

I made some dresses!

This is @theshitpostcalligrapher‘s dress, though irl the calligraphy would be your shitposts.

And this is Gaud’s

well now we HAVE to go through with it

Gaud IS the dress, they just found a suitable human to ferry them down the aisle

great, NOW im imagining a venom scenario where gaud simply detaches a portion of themselves in order for the vows to be done, a la eddie brock/venom as a danger noodle

lookit my little bowtie

IT TOOK ME A MOTHERFUCKING MONTH BUT I GOT IT DONE HEY @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses​ I DID THE THING I DREW US FANCY POLITICAL MARRIAGE FANTASY WEDDING CLOTHES

I DECKED U OUT IN CANADIAN COLOURS WAT DO U THINK