Good husband
Old witchcraft is out, new witchcraft is herb correspondences based solely on puns
Tag: Punny
what the fuck does gaudiest mean
it means i’m beautiful
For those wondering, my url comes from a famous post by @copperbadge, discussing depression & patronuses:
I struggled with major depression from about age 12 onwards. Reading this brought me joy and a spark of light in a dark place. I thought of it often to encourage myself during the dark patches. Now that I’m in the best health of my life, it gives me no small degree of satisfaction to look back on this.
I can’t tell you how pleased I am to see your ongoing progress & survival and to know I’m a part of it 😀
As for the ask, I think it’s been adequately answered, but when I said “gaudiest” in the sense I used it, “gaudy” as in “gaudy night” implies “joyful”. Gaudiest is the most beautiful and joyful!
I’m nearly 40 and I have clinical depression. I still grapple with it sometimes, but I know my own power and I I love that I have dragged others up out of the worst of it with me.
Gaudium is Latin for Joyful. The word gaudy came to mean something about appearance in the middle ages/Renassaince, and eventually meant tasteless as the pendulum swung against bright colors.
i’m gaudy, joyful, and garish!
oh my gods it got better
this is it this is the most wholesome post on this blog
gaadee means car in hindi
what make am i? i’m guessing a gaudi
Aaaand then it broke into puns.
If I celebrate voting tomorrow by making some delicious, homemade Indian flat bread, does that make me naan-partisan?
Goddammit, take your upvote and get the hell outta here.
mmmmmmmilk duds
*snickers*
well don’t you have some nice twix up your sleeves
I’ll pay you a hundred grand to stop this
Talk about a payday
you’re all a bunch of nerds
you think you’re real smarties but actually i’m surrounded by dumdums
That was a warhead of an insult you dropped there…
hush up you airhead
Ok but I love this for a lot of reasons:
1. Excellent pun
2. Wasn’t snow white kept in a glass coffin while she slept? Very vintage fairy tale aesthetic.
3. A few people pointed out in the tags that a full-sized glass coffin would be a terrific terrarium for lots of the already spooky critters you keep in terrariums- tarantula, toads, snakes, carnivorous plants etc. And the coffin shape would give them lots of space and take the spookiness to maximum.
I call this one “A Burning Passion” because I love puns.
I also love Jane Austen’s books thanks to my wife. I love the aesthetic of the times, the formality and the simplicity of the stakes in the fiction. It’s a happy place for me. Anyhow, if you know someone who likes similar things and fire… spread the word like a cleansing flame.
wife is pregnant, due any day
suddenly the contractions start
“CAN’T, WON’T, I’M, HAVEN’T, DON’T, ISN’T" she says
“doc, it appears the contractions are worsening,” the nurse says.
in between breaths, the wife gasps and screeches, “Y’ALL’D’VE”