Tag: Tea

Yall have a kettle?? I make my tea in the microwave lmao

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ribstongrowback:

noriannbraindripshere:

ribstongrowback:

wodneswynn:

systlin:

chronolith:

wodneswynn:

systlin:

shadowwytch:

systlin:

systlin:

YOU HEATHEN

LIKE HOW DO YOU GET THE PROPER TEMPERATURE MY GOD

This is the Chaotic Evil of making tea

I was born and raised in KANSAS and even I know that tea is made with a fuCKING KETTLE!

I can’t even imagine how that must taste.. *shudders*

Like sadness, I imagine.

I make my tea in the coffee pot

Natalie. 

Natalie.

why

She’s a chaos being in the flesh of a human and cannot be stopped. Chaotic Chaotic.

Yeah that.

I am a feral disaster bi and I will do everything wrong and none of you are powerful enough to stop me.

i put my tea mugs in the oven it’s a french recipe

RIBS
…
I… I can’t even scold you because I make tea like my grand-mother and she’s half chinese. I don’t KNOW how french people make tea.

exactly you can’t only god could judge but I killed him

i baked him some tea

Yall have a kettle?? I make my tea in the microwave lmao

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systlin:

feralbiologist:

systlin:

kittyknowsthings:

lightshadowverisimilitude:

gallusrostromegalus:

systlin:

mysanaf:

systlin:

chronolith:

wodneswynn:

systlin:

shadowwytch:

systlin:

systlin:

YOU HEATHEN

LIKE HOW DO YOU GET THE PROPER TEMPERATURE MY GOD

This is the Chaotic Evil of making tea

I was born and raised in KANSAS and even I know that tea is made with a fuCKING KETTLE!

I can’t even imagine how that must taste.. *shudders*

Like sadness, I imagine.

I make my tea in the coffee pot

Natalie. 

Natalie.

why

She’s a chaos being in the flesh of a human and cannot be stopped. Chaotic Chaotic.

Here’s my suggestion on the alignment chart of tea making

Hmm. Good. True Neutral is heating water in a pan on a stove, I’d say.

Where are we putting “I have a Bunsen Burner and will take every available opportunity to use it” and “Leaves water on top of the dangerously hot radiator i should probably have repaired”?

I live in Las Vegas and will occasionally leave water in a glass bottle in the car while at work, and then drop a tea bag into it after work. Hot tea for the drive home.

@systlin look at this abomination!

(I love you, Drake, but this is an absolute abomination)

I hence suggest that the coffee put is a chaotic good – it’s perfectly okay, but weird – so we have more room for the evils.

Heating water on the stove can be neutral good – it’s perfectly valid, after all,

just buying it from the shop is a true neutral

I suppose my snobbery of a fancy electric teakettle with detailed temperature controls could qualify as chaotic neutral because it allows me to make and break my own tea rules

WAH this is COMPLICATED

WHAT IN THE WHOLE SHIT but I gotta hand it to you, this is both an excellent condemnation of living in Nevada and top grade Chaotic all in one

Huh..I guess you won’t like this then

what in the fuck

I can’t tell if this is madness or genius

Yall have a kettle?? I make my tea in the microwave lmao

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systlin:

systlin:

wodneswynn:

systlin:

mysanaf:

systlin:

chronolith:

wodneswynn:

systlin:

shadowwytch:

systlin:

systlin:

YOU HEATHEN

LIKE HOW DO YOU GET THE PROPER TEMPERATURE MY GOD

This is the Chaotic Evil of making tea

I was born and raised in KANSAS and even I know that tea is made with a fuCKING KETTLE!

I can’t even imagine how that must taste.. *shudders*

Like sadness, I imagine.

I make my tea in the coffee pot

Natalie. 

Natalie.

why

She’s a chaos being in the flesh of a human and cannot be stopped. Chaotic Chaotic.

Here’s my suggestion on the alignment chart of tea making

Hmm. Good. True Neutral is heating water in a pan on a stove, I’d say.

I resent this slanderous accusation that anything about me is lawful.

*chugs a gallon of coffee-pot tea* Cease quoting laws to those of us with swords in our hands, mortal.

OKAY SCRATCH THAT Coffee Pot tea is it’s own alignment, Chaotic Chaotic

Lawful Evil is warming your stovetop kettle over an Actual Volcano.

OKAY OKAY SCRATCH AGAIN SO

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

a-lizard-in-disguise:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

i have a cold, bring me some tea

the fact that we as a species are constantly assaulted by pain death and/or fear and yet we continue to survive in an existence designed to kill us is baffling. humans are insanely adaptable and stubborn as hell and when it comes right down to it that’s the only reason we made it past the ice age, and that my friends is the tea

now that’s the stuff i was looking for!

Do you use tea or coffee for your caffeine fix?

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gallusrostromegalus:

thebibliosphere:

manicpixiesdreamdragon:

thebibliosphere:

gingerandginseng:

gallusrostromegalus:

thebibliosphere:

gallusrostromegalus:

Coffee- I’ve never actually figured out how to brew a proper cup of tea, to be honest.

I’m sending you real tea for your wedding.

You know, I *thought* heard a gasp of horror from the general direction of Minnesota. Can you send instructions along with the tea?

‘a gasp of horror from the general direction of Minnesota’ sounds like a shakespearian stage direction

Exit stage left pursued by a Viking.

Important question: is the Viking pursing to bed or to dead?

This is me you’re talking to, so there’s no reason they can’t be both.

VAMPIRE VIKINGS THO.

esp “Vampire Viking that now lives in Modern Minnesota and is involved in Shakesperian Theater” 

I’m not going to ask you to start Yet Another Series, but maybe give me permission to use them?